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85. True it's not a verb but it still works

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Mon Aug 17, 2020, 10:57 AM

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Your Sunday Morning Paraprosdokians :-) [View all] malaise Aug 2020 OP

These are great! Thank you, malaise! n/t CaliforniaPeggy Aug 2020 #1

These are awesome! This is a new word for me too! Greybnk48 Aug 2020 #2

I love these underpants Aug 2020 #3

A new word! SheltieLover Aug 2020 #4

K&R safeinOhio Aug 2020 #5

Thanks malaise... N_E_1 for Tennis Aug 2020 #6

We can agree to disagree, but you're still wrong gratuitous Aug 2020 #7

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Aug 2020 #8

Must always recommend a master of the form... JHB Aug 2020 #9

Too good malaise Aug 2020 #10

"She's scaring me!" dmr Aug 2020 #27

Thank you...hadn't heard these! Karadeniz Aug 2020 #56

Great! Thanks! Makes me think of my dad.... apcalc Aug 2020 #11

Good one malaise Aug 2020 #12

"Heck, the fall alone will kill you!" JHB Aug 2020 #13

THAT is a great one! calimary Aug 2020 #49

It's the brutal truth malaise Aug 2020 #52

These are great and most are funny. Thanks. yonder Aug 2020 #14

Once I thought I was mistaken lunatica Aug 2020 #15

😂 apcalc Aug 2020 #75

Odd--I thought I was wrong once--- lastlib Aug 2020 #79

These are great! Heartstrings Aug 2020 #16

LOL! K&R & thanks! nt tblue37 Aug 2020 #17

People who have birthdays lunatica Aug 2020 #18

This is great! Thanks for a new word and the wonderful laughs, malaise. nt crickets Aug 2020 #19

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. malaise Aug 2020 #21

Hah! I like these a lot Malaise! Tracer Aug 2020 #20

Do you walk to school or take your lunch? eleny Aug 2020 #22

ROFL malaise Aug 2020 #29

I love all these and you for posting about them! eleny Aug 2020 #51

old standby... siriuslll Aug 2020 #23

New to me malaise Aug 2020 #31

Or...you can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. Come to think of it, this applie Karadeniz Aug 2020 #58

Love it grantcart Aug 2020 #24

OMG! Learn something new every day! calimary Aug 2020 #25

I have a good friend who sends me this stuff every now and then malaise Aug 2020 #33

Content with the content! calimary Aug 2020 #47

I actually used that at a friend's book launch malaise Aug 2020 #61

Content is a noun or an adjective, not a verb. lagomorph777 Aug 2020 #84

True it's not a verb but it still works malaise Aug 2020 #85

Number 5 took me 30 years to figure out. cayugafalls Aug 2020 #26

My paternal granny used to say show me a boy of five and I'll show you malaise Aug 2020 #37

Show me a boy of three and I will show you... JHB Aug 2020 #44

i ran into a three year old girl yesterday malaise Aug 2020 #53

Yes, but... "boy". JHB Aug 2020 #55

It's stunning to watch malaise Aug 2020 #66

She was a very smart woman. cayugafalls Aug 2020 #48

Paraprosdokians dmr Aug 2020 #28

You win the thread malaise Aug 2020 #36

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target." KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2020 #30

So true malaise Aug 2020 #38

Just outstanding!!! PCIntern Aug 2020 #32

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! malaise Aug 2020 #35

Thanks for making my day! k&r alwaysinasnit Aug 2020 #34

You're welcome malaise Aug 2020 #64

I keep missing my ex, but my aim's getting better. lindysalsagal Aug 2020 #39

HahHahahahahaha malaise Aug 2020 #41

K&R n/t denbot Aug 2020 #40

K&R Solomon Aug 2020 #42

A great new word, and a delightful... 3catwoman3 Aug 2020 #43

Me likey. oasis Aug 2020 #45

Kick to return later! Hekate Aug 2020 #46

I had #9 posted on my wall at work. Delmette2.0 Aug 2020 #50

HaHa malaise Aug 2020 #60

There's gotta be a "Bad Managers Creed" - and that's on it n/t Mopar151 Aug 2020 #90

Yogi Berra was a master, in his own way.... Mopar151 Aug 2020 #54

That's a great one malaise Aug 2020 #62

If you come to a fork in the road - take it! n/t Mopar151 Aug 2020 #92

Kick! burrowowl Aug 2020 #57

Very entertaining. Thanks! Que tengas buen da. Paz. RestoreAmerica2020 Aug 2020 #59

Back at yah malaise Aug 2020 #63

Paraprosdokians: Sounds like a species in Lord of the Rings, or Game of Thrones. BComplex Aug 2020 #65

Remember now my friend sent these to me malaise Aug 2020 #69

I'm not drinking anymore... MerryBlooms Aug 2020 #67

Very cool malaise Aug 2020 #68

Wonderful thread, thanks for the giggles. MerryBlooms Aug 2020 #71

Learn something new every day shanti Aug 2020 #70

Kickingt for humor Pathwalker Aug 2020 #72

My first time being exposed to Paraprosdokians BadGimp Aug 2020 #73

I didn't know what they were called malaise Aug 2020 #74

My favorite genxlib Aug 2020 #76

Ha malaise Aug 2020 #81

Time flies like an eagle. Fruit flies like a banana. tclambert Aug 2020 #77

I pray for President Trump every day, but still no lightning. tclambert Aug 2020 #78

Two great ones malaise Aug 2020 #80

I'm gonna keep this list and use one every day. lagomorph777 Aug 2020 #82

Ha malaise Aug 2020 #83

I was going to procrastinate but never got around to it. keithbvadu2 Aug 2020 #86

Hehehehe malaise Aug 2020 #87

Thank you, malaise, these are so much fun. wendyb-NC Aug 2020 #88

We all needed a break malaise Aug 2020 #89

Paraprosdokians. Bookmark. ❤ nt littlemissmartypants Aug 2020 #91