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Doreen

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1. I keep trying to get people to understand that is not his hair.

Sun Sep 6, 2020, 05:51 PM

Sep 2020

That my friends, is actually some poor creature from the Amazon that is being forced to stay on his head. It is always trying to escape.

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Petty? Yes. Cohen describes trump's hair after a shower. [View all] Nevilledog Sep 2020 OP

I keep trying to get people to understand that is not his hair. Doreen Sep 2020 #1

I think it is an alien symbiont. Thomas Hurt Sep 2020 #29

I think you might be confusing Trump with Rand Paul. TheBlackAdder Sep 2020 #45

I don't give a damn what is on the outside of Trump's head Chainfire Sep 2020 #2

Indeed. And it appears to be... 2naSalit Sep 2020 #38

Trump's uber-sized ego... stillcool Sep 2020 #3

How long before we get a letter from his hairdresser? Fake News! Full head of hair! Nevilledog Sep 2020 #4

Exactly. He just can't let anything go. And the more he denies something the truer it is captain queeg Sep 2020 #7

Whoever s/he is will make a fortune with the tell-all book! MoonRiver Sep 2020 #13

I think I read somewhere that he does his own hair. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2020 #25

Here's what Bolton said. Nevilledog Sep 2020 #50

Finally! We've been going nuts trying to figure out lunatica Sep 2020 #5

... Nevilledog Sep 2020 #10

That's hysterical! lunatica Sep 2020 #15

Stole it from someone here.... Can't remember who. Nevilledog Sep 2020 #16

aaand into the meme file it goes. ihas2stinkyfeet Sep 2020 #28

ROFL! SammyWinstonJack Sep 2020 #41

Never knew he had a failed hair transplant operation IcyPeas Sep 2020 #6

Oh, yes, and his fury caused him to rape his first wife, Ivana, and tear her hair out. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2020 #11

Holy crap IcyPeas Sep 2020 #21

She did sign a NDA as part of the divorce settlement. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2020 #23

He should have been charged and tried and be UpInArms Sep 2020 #24

He should have never been born n/t moonscape Sep 2020 #32

First wife Ivana talked him into trying it. It failed, he was in pain, he ripped her hair out ... Hekate Sep 2020 #12

+1 Lucinda Sep 2020 #18

maybe he didn't pay the doc dweller Sep 2020 #14

He didn't. It was a messed up scalp reduction operation. nt tblue37 Sep 2020 #39

*snort* RockRaven Sep 2020 #8

I really don't want to see that. Yet I want the entire world to see it. smirkymonkey Sep 2020 #9

Yes. This is the thing that bothers #TraitorTrump underthematrix Sep 2020 #22

Doonesbury's renderings of Trump's scalp and hair are very explicit. He knows. nt Hekate Sep 2020 #17

It would be hilarious if someone shaved his head while he was sleeping. SamKnause Sep 2020 #19

Nah...don't shave it. SeattleVet Sep 2020 #31

Not much to shave Ahpook Sep 2020 #42

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Blue Owl Sep 2020 #20

It might be petty but . . . peggysue2 Sep 2020 #26

Carly Simon said it best Enterstageleft Sep 2020 #27

I just played that song on Youtube about 5 minutes ago! n/t trackfan Sep 2020 #47

Was it armpit hair? Wicked Blue Sep 2020 #30

"How Trump's Hair Works A visual guide according to one operating theory" BigmanPigman Sep 2020 #33

Another reason he hates Joe Biden. Mr.Bill Sep 2020 #34

Yuck! He's such a CREEP SHOW! Poor Michael Cohen having to witness all that...Must be Illumination Sep 2020 #35

Wonder what it looks like after a golden shower? spike jones Sep 2020 #36

now, if I could only unsee it. nt yaesu Sep 2020 #37

I hear you, yaesu Skittles Sep 2020 #46

What do you mean "Petty"???????????????????? onecent Sep 2020 #40

What do you mean "Petty" ...Are you drunk??? onecent Sep 2020 #43

Not petty for Michael....petty for me. Nevilledog Sep 2020 #44

Like this? robbedvoter Sep 2020 #48

Ha! Nevilledog Sep 2020 #49