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Laelth

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23. Here's what I can say from "the inside."

Mon Sep 7, 2020, 07:20 PM

Sep 2020

At the direction of the ANHC (Antifa Navy High Command), top Antifa Navy scientists have been quietly researching this question for a number of years, and the unpublished consensus among our scientists appears to be that Donald Trump IS NOT an animal at all. In fact, there’s hardly any analogue for Donald Trump in scientific knowledge. The closest analogue in the known world is a FUNGUS—albeit, Trump appears to be a semi-sentient fungus—something never before observed. What’s worse is that we think the Trump fungus is immune to canned soup, so our options for combatting it are limited.

I could tell you more, but then I would have to kill you. Even worse, the ANHC would have to kill me. I will pass on that, thank you.

-Laelth

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So what kind of animal is Trump? [View all] salin Sep 2020 OP

An orange rat! imanamerican63 Sep 2020 #1

Well he did live in Trump Towers salin Sep 2020 #5

A rat Luciferous Sep 2020 #2

Jackal was mine, lol LizBeth Sep 2020 #3

Yet - reading up on them... they aren't so lethal to humans - so maybe salin Sep 2020 #8

You are fun, cause I did a google myself and had the same conversation with myself. But why I go LizBeth Sep 2020 #17

given his personal cowardice and adherence to perception management... salin Sep 2020 #19

I wouldn't insult any animal with that. NT Bleacher Creature Sep 2020 #4

Fair point. salin Sep 2020 #12

A dung beetle onecaliberal Sep 2020 #6

This made me laugh. salin Sep 2020 #15

I don't know about animal but I kinda think of him and the gop thinkingagain Sep 2020 #7

A human animal. WhiskeyGrinder Sep 2020 #9

Correct, unfortunately Walleye Sep 2020 #22

POS Human suffices. Solly Mack Sep 2020 #10

A syphilitic spirochete. sorcrow Sep 2020 #11

Had to look that up... salin Sep 2020 #14

Good one! 🤣👍 SheltieLover Sep 2020 #42

Some kind of hell beast. The Genealogist Sep 2020 #13

None. Animals aren't capable of evil. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2020 #16

You are right. I was just playing with my initial reaction to his defense by claiming salin Sep 2020 #20

He was calling the article's author an animal. Blue_true Sep 2020 #18

Horse Fly Le Roi de Pot Sep 2020 #21

Here's what I can say from "the inside." Laelth Sep 2020 #23

Funny! salin Sep 2020 #26

Sir, yes, sir! shanti Sep 2020 #31

Carry on, citizen-soldier. n/t Laelth Sep 2020 #46

A shitgibbon, as I believe the Scots call him Blue Owl Sep 2020 #24

Don't you know? A lizard alien DNA hybrid human whatchamacallit. Miigwech Sep 2020 #25

. Klaralven Sep 2020 #27

I see the resemblence. salin Sep 2020 #38

A giant f'ing RAT. Demsrule86 Sep 2020 #28

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face flibbitygiblets Sep 2020 #29

Slime eel CanonRay Sep 2020 #30

Tapeworm jpak Sep 2020 #32

No animal is that stupid. jcgoldie Sep 2020 #33

Precisely. Laelth Sep 2020 #36

A feces flinging primate Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 2020 #34

A donkey/ass or a sloth marlakay Sep 2020 #35

Neanderthal mia Sep 2020 #37

Dung beetle JT45242 Sep 2020 #39

A fisher cat...the most hated animal in New Hampshire. :-) Raven Sep 2020 #40

This. With makeup and a wig. C_U_L8R Sep 2020 #41

Not mammalian Nac Mac Feegle Sep 2020 #43

Toss up between body lice or scabies. GemDigger Sep 2020 #44

Mastodon Brother Buzz Sep 2020 #45

Hyena Wicked Blue Sep 2020 #47

I still say "howler monkey". They're orange, make loud vulgar noises... JHB Sep 2020 #48