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Mr. Ected

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140. If these folks weren't so damned dangerous to the rest of us, they'd almost be an asset

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Mon Sep 21, 2020, 05:32 PM

Sep 2020

The jokes write themselves when they themselves are the joke.

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"Anti-mask MAGA lady cucks libs by wearing genitals on face" [View all] Nevilledog Sep 2020 OP

There it is. "...the content of her character." dchill Sep 2020 #1

The's the making of some type of fetish porn I've never seen before. I'm sure it's out there though. TheBlackAdder Sep 2020 #105

Yikes! On what planet would that be a good idea? MineralMan Sep 2020 #2

Wherever ALF came from. CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #24

LOL! I needed that... OneGrassRoot Sep 2020 #78

Anytime. CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #83

The planet Melmac. GoCubsGo Sep 2020 #93

lol TeamPooka Sep 2020 #152

I think it's a case of "everything seems brilliant" until the drugs wear off. Nevilledog Sep 2020 #28

Koozebane. That mask is like a porn Muppet. dchill Sep 2020 #110

What a fool poli-junkie Sep 2020 #3

She couldn't use Trump's junk, as that would just look like a kitchen drawer pull knob with 2 grapes TheBlackAdder Sep 2020 #116

What a dick dalton99a Sep 2020 #4

Yeah, what's on her mind? That's about the ugliest thing I've seen in a while. brush Sep 2020 #14

Yeah, and the mask is nasty too. johnnyknj Sep 2020 #58

This. colorado_ufo Sep 2020 #76

The mask could be an improvement! 2naSalit Sep 2020 #5

She's wearing it backwards. rzemanfl Sep 2020 #6

See my post, #5! 2naSalit Sep 2020 #7

Heeheehee! Oh, you are bad. brush Sep 2020 #15

LOL! lunatica Sep 2020 #38

+1 keithbvadu2 Sep 2020 #45

I'm laughing so loud people are looking at me. hahahahahaha Doremus Sep 2020 #55

OMG You made me laugh out loud. I'm supposed to be working. Busted!! rainin Sep 2020 #64

Sorry. n/t rzemanfl Sep 2020 #67

As laughs are a rarity these days, I'm thankful for every one. Thanks for the gift rainin Sep 2020 #70

It's bigger on the inside lame54 Sep 2020 #74

LOL Escurumbele Sep 2020 #96

It's reversable wear. Probably has seen action on both sides. TheBlackAdder Sep 2020 #119

Why don't chickens wear underwear? Brother Buzz Sep 2020 #8

LOL MustLoveBeagles Sep 2020 #104

You got a little...something...on yer face, there... BusyBeingBest Sep 2020 #9

Flies? lagomorph777 Sep 2020 #11

Genital herpes lesions? mantis49 Sep 2020 #48

Genital warts. LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #159

I don't have a problem with that. dawg Sep 2020 #10

Ditto. WhatEVER, lady. Thanks for wearing a mask. nilram Sep 2020 #100

Why on earth would that be a slight to liberals? BlueLucy Sep 2020 #12

+1 crickets Sep 2020 #46

+1 erpowers Sep 2020 #92

How come I don't feel cucked? Leith Sep 2020 #13

I'd just assume she's a huge fan of big, black cock up against her face mr_lebowski Sep 2020 #16

Same thought here. roamer65 Sep 2020 #43

Her hubby would literally be cucked by BBC. Celerity Sep 2020 #118

Is the person tweeting mocking her? NewJeffCT Sep 2020 #17

Yes to mocking. Nevilledog Sep 2020 #22

Oh yeah, right PatSeg Sep 2020 #18

I. feel. so. pwned. right. now. durablend Sep 2020 #19

Yep. That or suicide. It's the only way I can erase her Powerburn . . . hatrack Sep 2020 #150

But like...she's wearing a mask? WhiskeyGrinder Sep 2020 #20

She's owning herself, she's the one with a dick on her face. Initech Sep 2020 #21

Usually, it takes a few drinks first. CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #29

Great COVID pick up line! Initech Sep 2020 #30

The MAGAt breakup line for Covid: CaptYossarian Sep 2020 #37

Have you ever heard the expression, "Suck my dick from the back"? Earthshine2 Sep 2020 #23

What a horrible example for children, just like tRump. KY_EnviroGuy Sep 2020 #25

This is one of the results of closing down hundreds of mental asylums. Doodley Sep 2020 #26

Isn't she special. Solly Mack Sep 2020 #27

"Look, Mommy, her mask has a built-in straw!" Buns_of_Fire Sep 2020 #31

LOL MustLoveBeagles Sep 2020 #106

I think it's a cigarette holder, unless that isn't her hand with the cigarette in it. rzemanfl Sep 2020 #132

This message was self-deleted by its author MagickMuffin Sep 2020 #32

well, at least she's wearing a mask 0rganism Sep 2020 #33

Her way of saying FU frogmarch Sep 2020 #34

🤷🏻‍♀️ TDale313 Sep 2020 #35

"Cuck?" I thought that word was a fave of the Proud Bois. Greybnk48 Sep 2020 #36

Yes, the tweeter is being purposely ironic. AkFemDem Sep 2020 #60

A good way to enrage a MAGAt is to pre-emptively tell them that THEY are the cuck, cucked by Trump Celerity Sep 2020 #128

Why? Is there a message there? lunatica Sep 2020 #39

Looks like she had/has some experience. That is all I get from it. nt Blue_true Sep 2020 #158

"Where can I get one?" -- Jerry Falwell, Jr...asking for a friend Behind the Aegis Sep 2020 #40

Am I the only that finds this hilarious? Arazi Sep 2020 #41

No MustLoveBeagles Sep 2020 #107

The Twitter comments are priceless. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2020 #42

That was my first thought. The grandkids will disown her. Dem2theMax Sep 2020 #80

She shoulda looked in the mirror first. Cracklin Charlie Sep 2020 #44

I wish mine was that big jayschool2013 Sep 2020 #47

LOL MustLoveBeagles Sep 2020 #108

Yeah. I can only have a mask that big if I get a real big running start. Blue_true Sep 2020 #160

Ha! jayschool2013 Sep 2020 #192

+1 n/t area51 Sep 2020 #193

Another family values Republican Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 2020 #49

I bet that she could teach Jerry Falwell's wife a thing or two. nt Blue_true Sep 2020 #163

In some jurisdictions isn't that an obscenity? bucolic_frolic Sep 2020 #50

Yes. Luck her that she likely don't live in one. nt Blue_true Sep 2020 #165

Guess she's used to having them in her face. Taking moron to a whole new level. Vinca Sep 2020 #51

Likely, but turned the other way, when it isn't rubbing against her face, or Blue_true Sep 2020 #168

Hey, at least she's wearing a mask. n/t SpankMe Sep 2020 #52

Grandma attended a tRump rally BHDem53 Sep 2020 #53

Wearing a Trump hat makes you look stupid. CaptainTruth Sep 2020 #54

Not accidental that it's brown either. enki23 Sep 2020 #56

My guess? She has been there before, maybe many times. nt Blue_true Sep 2020 #169

WTF are the black things on the top. nt Doremus Sep 2020 #57

Pantyhose Pubes. Nevilledog Sep 2020 #59

. Doremus Sep 2020 #145

Looks like she scooped something up that her dog left on the ground. George II Sep 2020 #61

I really do not want to know more about her irisblue Sep 2020 #62

By contrast, I am really dying to know what thought process led up to attaching BusyBeingBest Sep 2020 #146

Yeah. Blue_true Sep 2020 #170

She will certainly be socially distanced...by more than 6 feet Red Pest Sep 2020 #63

No. She will make a few new friends on the downlow. You will be surprised what people that Blue_true Sep 2020 #172

Definitely making a very strong bid for DEPLORABLE poster girl. n/t slumcamper Sep 2020 #65

Okay, lady. I'm convinced. You're a makeshift dick. calimary Sep 2020 #66

Actually. Blue_true Sep 2020 #174

Boy, I guess she really showed us a thing or two. NellieStarbuck Sep 2020 #68

Her children and grandchildren must be so proud rurallib Sep 2020 #69

hahahahahaha rockfordfile Sep 2020 #71

Her grandchildren will be scarred for life. NoMoreRepugs Sep 2020 #72

If she gave a fuck about her grandchildren, she wouldn't be a Republican. nt. Mariana Sep 2020 #191

Okie doke, you do you, lady. Greg K Sep 2020 #73

I guess she's trying to impress her boyfriend FakeNoose Sep 2020 #75

She does seem fond of darker colored male genitals. TNNurse Sep 2020 #77

You noticed. Blue_true Sep 2020 #176

Poor thing! You really can't expect anymore than THIS from a Trump supporter!...Guess that's Illumination Sep 2020 #79

Apparently she is into BBC UC...Whatever floats her boat. /nt sdfernando Sep 2020 #81

Pussy-Grabber sure has brought "grace and class" back to America. . . . BigDemVoter Sep 2020 #82

My inner 10 year old is really enjoying all the comments! jeffreyi Sep 2020 #84

Silly fool has it on backwards Mr. Ected Sep 2020 #85

Beat you to that one. n/t rzemanfl Sep 2020 #134

I saw that after I hit "post"! Mr. Ected Sep 2020 #136

Great line there. n/t rzemanfl Sep 2020 #138

If these folks weren't so damned dangerous to the rest of us, they'd almost be an asset Mr. Ected Sep 2020 #140

So Republicans can be Disgusting... yuiyoshida Sep 2020 #86

And some wonder why we don't want to get to know them. llmart Sep 2020 #87

"Irredeemable". nt oasis Sep 2020 #89

She is really in need of - NotANeocon Sep 2020 #88

On further reflection jeffreyi Sep 2020 #90

Republican Grandma Loves Her Some BBC In Her Face, Doesn't She Grokenstein Sep 2020 #91

You are all misinterpreting her, she is supporting BLM Escurumbele Sep 2020 #94

Hey... mbusby Sep 2020 #95

She's showing she cares for the black members of our society. nt Xipe Totec Sep 2020 #97

She is likely rather selective in that regard. nt Blue_true Sep 2020 #179

There are perhaps better ways for a woman to indicate that she is not satisfied at home. :) nt Sloumeau Sep 2020 #98

Her husband just ran out to buy a bigger pickup truck and another gun. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2020 #109

Omg! MustLoveBeagles Sep 2020 #111

Right behind the infamous door buzzard thread liberaltrucker Sep 2020 #148

Yes. This thread is one of the best of the year. I am seriously cracking up as I sit here Blue_true Sep 2020 #181

She's brought happiness to so many liberals MustLoveBeagles Sep 2020 #186

Yes. Given the events of the last few days, I am sure that woman has Blue_true Sep 2020 #189

You forgot bigger truck nuts. It maybe he'll just use hers from the mask Arazi Sep 2020 #154

Perfect! dflprincess Sep 2020 #162

She is saying MAGAts are dick faces? muntrv Sep 2020 #99

She sure showed us! dflprincess Sep 2020 #101

lol Demovictory9 Sep 2020 #133

And Hillary was wrong for calling them "deplorable". Yavin4 Sep 2020 #102

Door-knob marieo1 Sep 2020 #103

Trump supporters just confirm over and over that they have no class. Lonestarblue Sep 2020 #112

Is she a Black Dicks Matter supporter? milestogo Sep 2020 #113

Only ones whose trouser imprints leaves her weak in the knees. nt Blue_true Sep 2020 #183

That looks about 8 inches longer than a normal penis. LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #114

If you're speaking of humans. n/t rzemanfl Sep 2020 #135

And why are the genitals the color of a black/brown person. She is a disgusting jackass. nt iluvtennis Sep 2020 #115

I have so many possible replies to this that LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #117

It gets more erect every time she breathes into the back of it. LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #120

Why does she look so surprised? LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #121

Is she single? LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #122

Now that's what you call a "medical condition". LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #123

Have you considered that it might be real? LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #124

I paid her to take my SATs for me. LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #125

Only you would try to hijack a thread about a pantyhose dick mask. Nevilledog Sep 2020 #137

I've waited my whole life for this thread. LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #139

... Hugin Sep 2020 #155

Wonder if she has grandkids. What's on the mask grandma Roc2020 Sep 2020 #126

I'm strangely aroused... LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #127

I did wonder where she got it dflprincess Sep 2020 #167

Maybe Amazon. Try going there and searching LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #173

She's the Pied Piper for elephants. LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #129

Do tell MustLoveBeagles Sep 2020 #185

Is that a cigarette in her hand? Does she LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #130

just...indescribably stupid nt steve2470 Sep 2020 #131

Stupid Magat is "cucking" herself whatever the hell Cha Sep 2020 #141

These are the people who wondered.... usedtobedemgurl Sep 2020 #142

I haven't laughed that hard in a bit. theaocp Sep 2020 #143

That is not a lady. mahina Sep 2020 #144

She's a dickhead Bettie Sep 2020 #147

has she been doxxed yet? onethatcares Sep 2020 #149

That must be heavy tavalon Sep 2020 #151

I feel so owned. Hugin Sep 2020 #153

What is the definition of cucked? Blue_true Sep 2020 #156

She got the pattern for it at a MAGA crafting class. Talitha Sep 2020 #157

"No, really, it flew through the air and hit me in the mask" LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #161

Looks like she has a need to cuck her husband. Autumn Sep 2020 #164

See that thing hanging from her ear? LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #166

LOL MustLoveBeagles Sep 2020 #184

I saw somrplace else thst she is Qanon. nt leftyladyfrommo Sep 2020 #171

OMG. I just realized, she's my psychiatrist. LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #175

This ☝ Nevilledog Sep 2020 #177

Oh c'mon now... LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #178

Please leave her alone. Maybe it got there by accident. LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #180

She was dis-satisfied by the performance, her having built up such anticipation. So, she Blue_true Sep 2020 #187

Mom? What are you doing? LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #182

She should have used one that didn't have "shrinkage". LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #188

"Respirator?! I though they said be sure to wear a 'baby-maker' on your face!" Chiyo-chichi Sep 2020 #190

Cthulu mated with an a$$ and lo, their child was born! myccrider Sep 2020 #194

Hey lady, you have it on the wrong side of the mask. nt Hotler Sep 2020 #195

K&R!! LuckyCharms Sep 2020 #196

Literally promoting a dickhead? consider_this Sep 2020 #197