Sick Creative Minds Wanted

[foo_fighter999]

11. This is tougher than it sounds.

It's kind of hard to top the craziness that spews from his mouth but I'll give it a shot. I predict he will:

* State that the slave trade was good for the slaves because it gave them free passage to America along with a guarantee that there would be work for them when they got here. Whites didn't get free passage or a guarantee of work. Who gets that? No one gets a guarantee of work! No one! But the blacks did! So unfair! Any whites that came to America deserve reparation pay for having to pay their way here and look for a job when they got here. Whites will get reparations and he will make the blacks pay for it!

* State that we can get rid of coronavirus by nuking it. It's that simple. Anywhere we find coronavirus, just nuke it and it goes away. Just like that. It's gone. It's a beautiful thing, really.

* Claim that he is a genius and has the degrees to prove it: an M.D, a PhD, and STD. No one has better degrees than him. No one. He has the best STD. The best.

* Declare that the Constitution is unconstitutional because it was written by a bunch of libruls that want to take your guns and kill your babies. Libruls kill babies, you know. That's all they want to do. Take your guns and kill your babies. Then they sell the body parts. They do! I've seen it!