BREAKING: Trump rejects debate rule changes?

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14. he'll shout and bellow as loud as he can when his mic goes dark

let's hope the mixer for ambient noise reduction is up to the task

if he finds out that he really can't get his ranting heard, he'll try for some background stalking and lurking, just to have his presence publicized

strategically speaking, it would probably be better for Trump's campaign if he didn't do the debates, but camera time is like his heroin.
if he doesn't show up, i'll be very surprised, as it would show unprecedented preemptive action by his team, like maybe someone locked him in the bunker or stranded him on the back 9.