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bluecollar2

(3,622 posts)
26. Well in that case
Sun Oct 18, 2020, 04:57 PM
Oct 2020

I'll confirm:

1) the laptop was sandwiched between Elvis Presley and a staff officer from Area 51 who told me Hunter had recently set up a secret Covid lab in the Galapagos Islands and that any future references to Ukraine were pure fiction.

) I have this conversation recorded on an 8-track tape along with Elvis singing the song "Puppet on a String" originally made famous by Olivia Newton John at the Eurovision song contest.

3) my official evilDUer decoder ring is currently set to condition Baker.

That is all I am prepared to reveal at this time.

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John Lithgow nailed it to the wall. byronius Oct 2020 #1
John Lithgow is a treasure wryter2000 Oct 2020 #9
That was hilarious jpak Oct 2020 #19
I have 3 of Ivnaka Trump's laptops and Rudy keeps ignoring my messages. sarcasmo Oct 2020 #2
yeah the bidens are well known for leaving laptops all around town. bullimiami Oct 2020 #3
And now Hunter Biden is missing two laptops that he didn't know were missing? Iliyah Oct 2020 #4
You mean that he didn't know he had. LiberalFighter Oct 2020 #24
I just found one of his laptops Chainfire Oct 2020 #5
I bought a laptop at a garage sale. It just has to be Hunter's! nolabear Oct 2020 #6
Hunter Biden's laptop wryter2000 Oct 2020 #10
I understand Hunter's laptop was found at Ground Zero on 9/11. nolabear Oct 2020 #12
found in JFK Jr plane wreckage scarytomcat Oct 2020 #17
If they can find Hunter's laptop, why can't they find Jimmy Hoffa?? lastlib Oct 2020 #20
Or Jimmy Hoffa's laptop. wryter2000 Oct 2020 #27
and there will be a 3rd laptop if this trick doesn't work. TeamPooka Oct 2020 #7
But wait, there's more. Nevilledog Oct 2020 #8
The only laptop that's newsworthy is Ivanka's, cuz Daddy's sitting on it Mr. Ected Oct 2020 #11
I found a laptop in the back of my closet... 2naSalit Oct 2020 #13
Yeah because Russian GRU agents are soooo believable. sunonmars Oct 2020 #14
They'll have him timetravelling next back to the grassy knoll next with Cruz's Daddy. sunonmars Oct 2020 #15
What's the statistical probability that you will find a laptop formerly owned by Hunter Biden? nt Yavin4 Oct 2020 #16
Oh. Iggo Oct 2020 #22
I saw the original laptop with my own eyes bluecollar2 Oct 2020 #18
Don't tell me--Elvis was using it! lastlib Oct 2020 #21
What happens in the Shamrock Club bluecollar2 Oct 2020 #23
This is a matter of national security of the highest importance. lastlib Oct 2020 #25
Well in that case bluecollar2 Oct 2020 #26
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