Melania Trump Delivers Passionate Speech In Wisconsin. [View all]

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Yeah, you know they're getting desperate when they have to deploy the Melania 2000 on the campaign trail. ("We'll show em what a good B2 can do. All we need is oil paste. LOTS of oil paste..." )

I know the Republican base is desperately trying to connect with their conman cult leader, but it's a bit of a stretch to sympathize with a Slovenian super model, who is the third trophy wife of an alleged billionaire, and who has spent more money on her face than most of them have spent on their house. Sure, Donald eats junk food, and talks like the loud mouthed drunk at the end of the bar; and they LOVE that. But I just can't see them warming up to Vladimir Putin in drag.

Is it Tuesday yet? 'Cause I can't WAIT for this entire crew of con artists to be sent their PINK SLIP by the American voters.