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23. That surly guy that helps you load sheetrock into...

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Sun Nov 8, 2020, 02:09 PM

Nov 2020

the back of your pickup for minimum wage at any of the big box hardware stores. You know the guy...he doesn't know anything about anything sold in the store, so they just stick him out front to help people load stuff.

And yeah...I was that guy once. That's why I want someone like him to do it.

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