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27. Jesus loves child separation, looser environmental regulations, tax cuts for billionaires, etc...

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Jenna Ellis, "I am trying to overturn the election for Jesus!" [View all] yellowcanine Dec 2020 OP

Jesus needs a better lawyer. Xipe Totec Dec 2020 #1

Apparently good enough. He hasn't been deposed Roland99 Dec 2020 #21

To quote Stephen Colbert: "This just in, Jesus has quit!" Initech Dec 2020 #2

Last I checked, the Lord wasn't on the ballot... regnaD kciN Dec 2020 #3

Doesn't she realize... lame54 Dec 2020 #4

Yes, Jenna, because I get so inspired by people trying to steal elections. yellowcanine Dec 2020 #5

These people would vote for Pontius Pilate lame54 Dec 2020 #6

I love it when someone says "I don't care what anyone else says". You can actually hear.... RussellCattle Dec 2020 #7

Or my fav when I nail a Reich-winger "Well, all I know is..." Grins Dec 2020 #46

Yep, that's another good one. I usually say "It would help if you knew more". RussellCattle Dec 2020 #47

says the lady that has Satan for a client. TeamPooka Dec 2020 #8

He wasn't born here. Sorry but nice try. NightWatcher Dec 2020 #9

Jesus says fuck off dalton99a Dec 2020 #10

Lol!! AZ8theist Dec 2020 #39

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Dec 2020 #50

I had no idea there were this many truly crazy lawyers in the world. Biophilic Dec 2020 #11

Actual transcript... DEbluedude Dec 2020 #33

Yes, I've seen that before. Thanks I needed the laugh. Biophilic Dec 2020 #35

I'd like to be in the courtroom when she explains that to the judge! PSPS Dec 2020 #12

what will be crazier, onethatcares Dec 2020 #29

Jesus is powerless against the Squad and socialism! Only Jenna Ellis can save the world! FSogol Dec 2020 #13

Jesus said, "The meek shall inherit the earth." That leaves out Dumpy and his minions. yellowcanine Dec 2020 #14

Icky Solly Mack Dec 2020 #15

Crazy mofo spanone Dec 2020 #16

Liars, they are full into the 'Almighty Father Trump-Christ', worshipping at his unholy altar now Baclava Dec 2020 #17

From what I've been told, Jesus should be easily capable of taking care of ... Brother Mythos Dec 2020 #18

So she works for a foreign power? Midnight Writer Dec 2020 #19

Dear Jesus usajumpedtheshark Dec 2020 #20

Hahaha Kittycow Dec 2020 #22

She should be sitting in quarantine right now, considering her close proximity to Rudy LisaL Dec 2020 #23

Completely incompatible with democracy PirateRo Dec 2020 #24

Jesus isn't on the f..king ticket!! Thekaspervote Dec 2020 #25

Jesus H. Christ on a Kraken Blue Owl Dec 2020 #26

Jesus loves child separation, looser environmental regulations, tax cuts for billionaires, etc... tenderfoot Dec 2020 #27

This idiot needs to be disbarred Gothmog Dec 2020 #28

God is in control--until he does something they don't like. tanyev Dec 2020 #30

I despise these Jesus freaks CanonRay Dec 2020 #31

Well, she's a shitty attorney. Maybe she should consider snake handling for Jesus. Vinca Dec 2020 #32

Did she pronounce "Lord" in two syllables? nt Progressive Jones Dec 2020 #34

So Jesus couldn't have just AirmensMom Dec 2020 #36

Who would Jesus grab by the pussy? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2020 #37

How can she say that with a straight face? smirkymonkey Dec 2020 #38

Where's the lightning bolt? durablend Dec 2020 #40

So Jebus didn't want Biden to win - how did he win then? malaise Dec 2020 #41

West Wing Fears Covid Spread after Jenna Ellis attends WH Party Larissa Dec 2020 #42

Hallelujah!!! Pharlo Dec 2020 #43

this is karma llashram Dec 2020 #45

So Jesus wants her to defend the hedonist who rejects God, cheats on his wives, cages children... LiberalLovinLug Dec 2020 #44

In real life, every person like this would have shouted loudly "GIVE US BARABBAS". JHB Dec 2020 #48

Reckon if Jesus came back again, these would be the same CINO's that would hang him up again. IsItJustMe Dec 2020 #49