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Ferrets are Cool

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29. When the word is so commonly used by humans as "fap"

Tue Dec 15, 2020, 07:50 PM

Dec 2020

there is NO need to explain it to everyone. And for those individuals who do NOT know such a commonly used word, it takes a total of 10 seconds to find out. That's what the internet is for. Hell, you don't even have to go to urban dictionary. Type in fap on Google and the 5th entry explains what it is.

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PornHub takes a hit. [View all] yuiyoshida Dec 2020 OP

Give me fap or give me death. d_b Dec 2020 #1

What does "fap" mean? I have never seen that word in print Blue_true Dec 2020 #16

That is a job for urban dictionary.com irisblue Dec 2020 #19

Maybe posters should not use unusual words that they are unwilling to define as part of the use. nt Blue_true Dec 2020 #21

I learned the word on Imgur browsing 5-6 yrs ago. Urban Dictionary is a useful slang resource irisblue Dec 2020 #23

I am pretty busy with several things that important to me. Blue_true Dec 2020 #24

Masturbation ismnotwasm Dec 2020 #37

"No nut November" LuckyCharms Dec 2020 #49

Father Guido Sarducci Drahthaardogs Dec 2020 #59

Bahahaha! ismnotwasm Dec 2020 #60

Sorry you've wasted your valuable time MyNameGoesHere Dec 2020 #38

What you're describing sounds like a perfectly good way Guy Whitey Corngood Dec 2020 #53

Pffftt.... coti Dec 2020 #65

Oh come on. Ferrets are Cool Dec 2020 #25

I have other things that I am doing, urban dictionary isn't one of them. Blue_true Dec 2020 #26

When the word is so commonly used by humans as "fap" Ferrets are Cool Dec 2020 #29

So instead of "fap" it should have been quick definition like "jerk off" or "wank" or "jack off"? JanMichael Dec 2020 #30

Yet you took much more time to complain than it would have taken to look it up. Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2020 #71

I'm not to sure its unusual FreeState Dec 2020 #27

Yet, I move between many groups and have never heard or read it. Blue_true Dec 2020 #28

It's a part of every day conversation in England RainCaster Dec 2020 #31

I don't live in England. nt Blue_true Dec 2020 #33

Same here. RainCaster Dec 2020 #34

The English also gave us the lovely True Dough Dec 2020 #58

Fap is hardly unusual. Codeine Dec 2020 #43

Now I've got to look up "wanking", too? I don't have time for all this. I got a monkey to spank. Midnight Writer Dec 2020 #44

No helmet shall remain unpolished! nt Codeine Dec 2020 #46

Lol Zeus69 Dec 2020 #50

. Guy Whitey Corngood Dec 2020 #61

Let me guess :"You'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands..." Guy Whitey Corngood Dec 2020 #69

Hahaha d_b Dec 2020 #73

That's really not fair to Melania. Her porn was primarily pre-Flotus. Funtatlaguy Dec 2020 #2

You could even say her career was Flotus Interuptus. bluedigger Dec 2020 #6

Does my iPad have porn? underpants Dec 2020 #3

Anyone named underpants should know the answer to that question. Sneederbunk Dec 2020 #4

LMAO! Va Lefty Dec 2020 #10

Cold hands - ouch lame54 Dec 2020 #12

... RKP5637 Dec 2020 #13

That's the only thing mine has. LuckyCharms Dec 2020 #48

I have wondered if Vlad/Russia hasn't been using porn to gain access to computers around the world? Botany Dec 2020 #5

Oh my, you are soooo kinky. panader0 Dec 2020 #7

"I'll give you my porn when you pry it from my cold, dead hand." n/t Yavin4 Dec 2020 #8

I never cared for porn. It is like going to the store with no money. Chainfire Dec 2020 #9

Shaking hands with the unemployed underpants Dec 2020 #15

Ha! Nevilledog Dec 2020 #35

👍 underpants Dec 2020 #39

This thread is now in competition with the door buzzard. KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2020 #66

still not as good as that stream when Kimi posted about when NASA fired Rockets at the moon yuiyoshida Dec 2020 #67

Well, sure. But even if you have no money, you gotta get groceries somehow nt coti Dec 2020 #64

OMG!!! RKP5637 Dec 2020 #11

Oh so that's what happened the other day... Volaris Dec 2020 #14

I know, right? n/t targetpractice Dec 2020 #17

That stuff isn't good for you, cilla4progress Dec 2020 #18

Imagine if that topic was about carbs that audience would be in open revolt. tandem5 Dec 2020 #56

Ted Cruz+twitter+Porn Hub-Sept 2017...the interns fault. irisblue Dec 2020 #20

This will put a crimp in safeinOhio Dec 2020 #22

That's not the only thing it will put a crimp in. LuckyCharms Dec 2020 #52

Damn mnmoderatedem Dec 2020 #32

I'm guessing a lot of MRAs will have more time on their hands this week LanternWaste Dec 2020 #36

Uh, MRAs aren't the only ones watching porn Sympthsical Dec 2020 #41

Low key this makes me sad vercetti2021 Dec 2020 #40

You can take my pornhub, but stay away from xhamster! Tarc Dec 2020 #42

Hear, hear! d_b Dec 2020 #45

This will make Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin's crusade against self abuse much easier. Kaleva Dec 2020 #47

Remember kids... ♫ When sexy thoughts invade your mind, avoid the touch or you'll go blind! ♫ tandem5 Dec 2020 #54

Double Hell awaits many on this thread underpants Dec 2020 #72

Are they...are they...getting rid of the stuff I like? LuckyCharms Dec 2020 #51

Remember folks... Xolodno Dec 2020 #55

Wait DashOneBravo Dec 2020 #57

Interesting turn of events where Pornhub is the one getting whacked....... Guy Whitey Corngood Dec 2020 #62

I am by no means a prude but this thread? William769 Dec 2020 #63

I read the other day that Pornhub was in trouble because of child porn on their site. Solly Mack Dec 2020 #68

... Buckeye_Democrat Dec 2020 #70