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Irish_Dem

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27. I love to fashion dish: Trump's pants look like a garbage bag, where is his tailor?
Fri Dec 18, 2020, 09:28 PM
Dec 2020

Melania's waist line in the tux is too high, she looks unbalanced, cuts her in half just below the bust line. Her tux shirt is too baggy where it meets her waist. She must share her husband's tailor.

Also in Xmas pic there are brown bushy things in the garland on the stairs...
they look like squirrel tails. What the hell are they?

In front, the candelabra floor lamp shades look like red Dixie cups. Geez he stole $600 million from his campaign fund, and it's Christmas, how about some glitzy crystal.

God, poor Harry "The Buck Stops Here" Truman portrait on the stair wall. The painting is going to crash to the floor any minute.

Don't get me started on the pic with the Queen. People all over the internet have already commented on that mashed up tux, humiliating garb at the Queen's banquet. Tailcoat too short, pants too wide and baggy.

Speaking of the Queen, she looks like she stood there for two seconds and then took off. She had enough. The F-wad is standing next to the Queen of England, in Buckingham Palace at a state banquet in his honor and he looks like he is headed for the guillotine.

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Poor Harry Truman in the framed picture Ohiogal Dec 2020 #1
Truman is going to jump the stairs and fisticuff The Donald any minute. nt Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #34
Why would they feature Truman in their photo? They're such idiots. yardwork Dec 2020 #44
I've heard many right-wing nut jobs say "He was the last good Democrat President" Polybius Dec 2020 #78
Waaaay too subtle for his base. yardwork Dec 2020 #82
God, he's gross. AngryOldDem Dec 2020 #2
he looks bad in his clothes keithsw Dec 2020 #30
The tailor could still style the pants in a less baggy way. Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #36
I think he needs the Big and Tall store. Ohiogal Dec 2020 #49
More like the Fat and Stupid store. smirkymonkey Dec 2020 #61
More like the Fat and Stupid store. smirkymonkey Dec 2020 #62
No coordinated federal response to CV19, no free PPE, No standard NPI statewide ... fuck them uponit7771 Dec 2020 #3
Over 3000 Americans dead every day and they look like they don't have a care in the world. Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #37
How did that happen? I never found out... National embarrassment!!! Karadeniz Dec 2020 #4
I always pictured her blinking her eyes in Morse Code mnmoderatedem Dec 2020 #5
Try imagining her as a complete asshole, because she is. Maru Kitteh Dec 2020 #17
She's no victim. People need to stop thinking that she is. SMC22307 Dec 2020 #23
She's getting paid. It's a business arrangement. paleotn Dec 2020 #28
But I am sure she made a fortune in the re-negotiated pre-nup. She didn't Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #38
Lady Melania and Lord Stuffing of Stove Top. Sneederbunk Dec 2020 #6
YOU OWE ME A NEW PHONE! rsdsharp Dec 2020 #26
Does Melanie not own ANY sensible shoes? The Genealogist Dec 2020 #7
My favorite pic of her is when she planted a tree with stiletto heels, tight sweater and Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #39
She has worn stilettos for so long that her Achilles' tendons... 3catwoman3 Dec 2020 #53
Where's Barron? Raven Dec 2020 #8
Probably busy digging a tunnel to freedom. smirkymonkey Dec 2020 #63
Last year it was red Christmas trees. lpbk2713 Dec 2020 #9
I didn't know the White House has a red light district Danmel Dec 2020 #14
Only since that Slovenian sex worker moved in Tanuki Dec 2020 #20
Brings this to mind... nolabear Dec 2020 #10
ROFL! smirkymonkey Dec 2020 #13
ROFL malaise Dec 2020 #21
Douchebaaag... Boomerproud Dec 2020 #25
He always looks goofy and she poses as if she's a model .. CatMor Dec 2020 #11
I think striking a pose is ALL that she... 3catwoman3 Dec 2020 #16
Right, it's always the one leg forward knee bent and hand halfway in pocket. CatMor Dec 2020 #18
All the women in his family pose the same way. kskiska Dec 2020 #59
Yes they all look the same .. CatMor Dec 2020 #67
Is her hand in a pocket? hamsterjill Dec 2020 #68
If you look close it is half in her pocket, she does that alot. CatMor Dec 2020 #71
I think she was a "model." nt Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #32
She was but never made it to the top and certainly was not a super model as Donnie claims. CatMor Dec 2020 #35
I didn't mean she was a model, she was a "model." Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #40
You mean she was a model who didn't model clothes. CatMor Dec 2020 #43
You are getting closer. nt Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #56
What a couple of ghouls! smirkymonkey Dec 2020 #12
It looks like a poster for a Vegas Lounge act blogslut Dec 2020 #15
Exactly my thoughts! MaryMagdaline Dec 2020 #64
Can we make them smaller? It would be a better picture if we could make them smaller. JHB Dec 2020 #19
I see a couple of gaslighting evil Liars whose shite Cha Dec 2020 #22
Trump looks like he forgot he was the butler with the Queen. jalan48 Dec 2020 #24
I love to fashion dish: Trump's pants look like a garbage bag, where is his tailor? Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #27
The bushy things are pine cones painted gold Lars39 Dec 2020 #29
Thanks Lars. Damn those are monster pinecones. Scared me. Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #31
Are giant squirrels far behind?! Lars39 Dec 2020 #33
Would not surprise me if Melania decorated with gold painted squirrel tails. nt Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #41
If she perceived that as fashionable she'd do it. Lars39 Dec 2020 #45
Yep Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #48
Giant squirrels painted gold, with missing tails. nt Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #76
Some of them look moldy. yardwork Dec 2020 #46
OK, it's too early in the morning VA_Jill Dec 2020 #75
Right, it is 2020, murdering pinecones would fit right in. nt Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #77
Did you Miss... BlueCanine Dec 2020 #50
Blue you are a good Disher, great catch. Irish_Dem Dec 2020 #52
A 75 year old who doesn't know how to smile naturally ecstatic Dec 2020 #42
Lookin' dapper there with the Queen, Golfcart von Fuckstick Blue Owl Dec 2020 #47
The "monstrosity" one with the Queen is my favorite picture of him pandr32 Dec 2020 #51
That's just weird. tavernier Dec 2020 #54
No reputable photographer would put their name on that poorly-composed "portrait" n/t Ms. Toad Dec 2020 #55
That looks completely photoshopped JDC Dec 2020 #57
I agree with you. llmart Dec 2020 #65
Yeah. Her feet look like she's levitating off the steps JDC Dec 2020 #69
Fake Melania occupant Dec 2020 #58
Truman is there because everyone said Dewey beat Truman but he didn't. Demsrule86 Dec 2020 #60
That fucken smile does he think hes sellinf KFC Tribetime Dec 2020 #66
At least he did not wear a tan suit. keithbvadu2 Dec 2020 #70
Right in the trash this goes Sugarcoated Dec 2020 #72
Truman looks down and says hold my beer while I evict this asshole. KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2020 #73
Why onethatcares Dec 2020 #74
What is that table behind them? cwydro Dec 2020 #79
After looking at a blown up version of the picture, this is the conclusion: Vinca Dec 2020 #80
I liked it at first but then it gets weird the more you look at it... Phentex Dec 2020 #81
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