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central scrutinizer

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12. Patriots! This is a scam

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Sun Jan 10, 2021, 06:39 PM

Jan 2021

Parler, before it was shut down by the commies, said the President is offering pardons to everyone. I gave them my name, address, and crimes, and was told to stay home, my pardon would be hand delivered soon.

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I hear Trump is offering to pay the legal fees for all those who stormed the capital [View all] bigtree Jan 2021 OP

Sweet! Not all but many I'm sure are falling for that!! Thekaspervote Jan 2021 #1

Think about who you are dealing with? They ain't the brightest pennies in the jar. Chainfire Jan 2021 #16

Not the sharpest crayons in the box. nt Xipe Totec Jan 2021 #20

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier moose65 Jan 2021 #23

he knows the orangest anus in DC Celerity Jan 2021 #34

Not the brightest spoon in the drawer (you're supposed to mix metaphors) Xipe Totec Jan 2021 #35

They're very sharp Jerry2144 Jan 2021 #24

Not the sharpest tool in the box IsItJustMe Jan 2021 #36

Slow leak in the left front tire sarge43 Jan 2021 #33

Giggety. louis-t Jan 2021 #2

Trump isn't capable of paying BainsBane Jan 2021 #3

I thnk you missed the point of the post. It's humor... thesquanderer Jan 2021 #31

Bwah! Blue Owl Jan 2021 #4

lol Renew Deal Jan 2021 #5

"I hear ..." left-of-center2012 Jan 2021 #6

it's a joke! NJCher Jan 2021 #10

Fake news? left-of-center2012 Jan 2021 #11

Did you read the whole thing? The joke was pretty funny. niyad Jan 2021 #41

Please also list all the crimes you committed, Trump will pay you for each crime. nt Irish_Dem Jan 2021 #7

The more you played, the more we pay! Chainfire Jan 2021 #17

Good one. pwb Jan 2021 #8

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 lisa58 Jan 2021 #9

Patriots! This is a scam central scrutinizer Jan 2021 #12

It's Automatically Untrue ProfessorGAC Jan 2021 #13

Did you read the whole thing? niyad Jan 2021 #42

The Twitter Thread? ProfessorGAC Jan 2021 #46

I think it's our duty to spread the word about this generous offer! Brother Mythos Jan 2021 #14

And to thank them trump is offering a free vacay at mir a lago Merlot Jan 2021 #15

Pay? With what? 2naSalit Jan 2021 #18

. Dem2theMax Jan 2021 #19

I read that tRump was all pissed off during the insurrection because the actors appeared "low class" Cozmo Jan 2021 #21

Yes! In fact... Old Crow Jan 2021 #22

Or they will over free transportation to their first consultation. nt yaesu Jan 2021 #25

He's going to need all the phony IDs and credit cards he can get NellieStarbuck Jan 2021 #26

On a similar note; Chainfire Jan 2021 #27

as most are not critical thinkers I suspect this will be quite successful Demonaut Jan 2021 #28

LOL I thought the same thing mdbl Jan 2021 #29

Is this a trap??? bdamomma Jan 2021 #30

It's all true. I heard that as well. Vivienne235729 Jan 2021 #32

If someone who has the stomach for it, you could post this on Fox lies, Newsmax, Parlor, and other IsItJustMe Jan 2021 #37

There is a better chance that twodogsbarking Jan 2021 #38

Did you read the whole thing? niyad Jan 2021 #44

Yes I read it the first time I saw it twodogsbarking Jan 2021 #47

K & R & Retweeted! SunSeeker Jan 2021 #39

Bring a friend! BOGO keithbvadu2 Jan 2021 #40

and if you have any video evidence of your crimes be sure and bring it along for safe keeping. Ligyron Jan 2021 #43

I'm sure it's legit! tRump is so kind hea....haar... Lady Freedom Returns Jan 2021 #45