Eric Boehlert: Hannity's post-election ratings collapse

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9. You want to hear my wild fantasy about what will happen to Fox, post-Trump?

Fox is a public corporation. It would be so cool if Jeff Bozo finally has all he can take from them, and engineers a secret, hostile takeover of the company. He then keeps all the same assholes on the payroll, given that they have contracts, but forces them to do humiliating shows. Hannity will be forced to switch from his nightly anti-democratic party screed, to a show where he has to debate Van Jones, or Michael Moore every night, and be humiliated by his own stupidity.

Meanwhile, (F)ucker Carleson will be forced to to do a Jeopardy-like QUIZ SHOW, where he asks Republican contestants "Is this statement true or false?"

True or false: Did the National Debt increase or decrease under Reagan? *BZZT!* I'm sorry, that's incorrect. The National Debt actually TRIPLED between 1981 and 1989.

True or false: Did taxes go up or down under Reagan? *BZZT!* I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Taxes actually increased under Reagan. Capital Gains taxes for the rich decreased, but payroll taxes for the poor increased...

Steve "Didlo in a Jacket" Hilton will be forced to do a weekly news show on 'British Royal Family Gossip.'

'Judge' Jeanine Pirro will be forced to be the judge of a weekly DOG SHOW.

Maria Fart-Aroma will be forced to do an actual show about FINANCES, instead of political propaganda.

Laura Ingraham will be forced to do a cooking show, and Fux and Fiends will be forced to do a weather show for farmers in the morning.

Odds are they'll still get the same ratings, and make the same money...they just won't be able to damage the psyche of the country anymore.