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Zorro

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Fri Jan 15, 2021, 05:56 PM Jan 2021

'She's Eating A Muffin In The Commissary,' Posts Boebert Continuing To Livetweet Pelosi's Location [View all]

WASHINGTON—Following her brief suspension from the social media platform, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) continued to livetweet House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s location Friday, posting “She’s now eating a muffin in the commissary.”

“The Speaker has discarded the baking cup and is now pouring herself a cup of coffee—no, she’s going for tea,” reported Boebert, who shared minute-by-minute updates on Pelosi’s current whereabouts with her hundreds of thousands of right-wing followers, along with a series of blurry photos of the House speaker rummaging through a drawer for sweetener.

“The Speaker has selected Splenda. Interesting, she usually goes for Sweet’N Low. She’s flicking the packet now. Oh, we’re on the move! The Speaker is walking down the hallway. We’re going fast now, I’d say five, six miles per hour. Update: the Speaker has broken a heel. She’s entered the bathroom! I repeat, the Speaker has entered the bathroom, and has barricaded herself inside a stall.”

At press time, Boebert was standing on the toilet in the adjacent stall, attempting to clamber her way over the top.

https://politics.theonion.com/she-s-now-eating-a-muffin-in-the-commissary-posts-co-1846067955

Boebert will probably go after The Onion now...

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She will go after The Onion leftieNanner Jan 2021 #1
We should tell her about the Onion's cousin publication--The Leek. CaptYossarian Jan 2021 #25
Satire truly is dead. Aristus Jan 2021 #2
Dude! Wawannabe Jan 2021 #5
you're not alone. It took me two times to realize it was the onion. Vivienne235729 Jan 2021 #7
Same! soothsayer Jan 2021 #13
Same here Maven Jan 2021 #15
same here....jesus christ..what a world we live in... dhill926 Jan 2021 #18
Same here. My gods, it seems so plausible. Hekate Jan 2021 #20
me too... i thought this was legit!!!!!!!!! Takket Jan 2021 #21
LOL, me too! I felt such outrage and then saw it was the Onion. liberal_mama Jan 2021 #22
Yeah, same here. GoCubsGo Jan 2021 #31
Same here. niyad Jan 2021 #32
Before I saw the Onion link at the bottom luv2fly Jan 2021 #3
I don't believe it's The Onion lunatica Jan 2021 #4
Wawannabe snickers Wawannabe Jan 2021 #6
OMG You had me thinking this was real! Lunabell Jan 2021 #8
And isn't it sad..... MyOwnPeace Jan 2021 #9
Blueberry? Demovictory9 Jan 2021 #10
The Onion is more factual than Fox. CaptainTruth Jan 2021 #11
I thought this war real until I got to the end and saw it was from the Onion. Kaleva Jan 2021 #12
OKIFELLFORIT lindysalsagal Jan 2021 #14
Way to bury the lede... Hundreds Of GOP Legislators Crowd Into Sitting Room For Reading Of Sheldon A whttevrr Jan 2021 #16
Hard to satirize Boebert Pantagruel Jan 2021 #17
Wow, RWs make so much noise about pedophilia, and here is one of their darlings involved in it. Bernardo de La Paz Jan 2021 #27
Not only did I think it was plausible... stillcool Jan 2021 #19
So hard to be The Onion these days. That seemed totally plausible, and seriously scared me. catrose Jan 2021 #23
Boebert is guilty. Don't be fooled by the satire. Barbara2423 Jan 2021 #24
Not until the toilet stall did I twig it was satire. Thought Boebert was flailing at being "ironic". Bernardo de La Paz Jan 2021 #26
Ah was had!!! Karadeniz Jan 2021 #28
WATCH LIST: pre-insurrection Boebert Twitter followers... just sayin'. FBI?? slumcamper Jan 2021 #29
Arrest this witch marieo1 Jan 2021 #30
Bimbobert Satire Alert Blue Owl Jan 2021 #33
K&R Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2021 #34
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