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WASHINGTONFollowing her brief suspension from the social media platform, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) continued to livetweet House Speaker Nancy Pelosis location Friday, posting Shes now eating a muffin in the commissary.
The Speaker has discarded the baking cup and is now pouring herself a cup of coffeeno, shes going for tea, reported Boebert, who shared minute-by-minute updates on Pelosis current whereabouts with her hundreds of thousands of right-wing followers, along with a series of blurry photos of the House speaker rummaging through a drawer for sweetener.
The Speaker has selected Splenda. Interesting, she usually goes for SweetN Low. Shes flicking the packet now. Oh, were on the move! The Speaker is walking down the hallway. Were going fast now, Id say five, six miles per hour. Update: the Speaker has broken a heel. Shes entered the bathroom! I repeat, the Speaker has entered the bathroom, and has barricaded herself inside a stall.
At press time, Boebert was standing on the toilet in the adjacent stall, attempting to clamber her way over the top.
https://politics.theonion.com/she-s-now-eating-a-muffin-in-the-commissary-posts-co-1846067955
Boebert will probably go after The Onion now...