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eppur_se_muova

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27. Molly Ivins column, November 4, 2004
Sun Jan 31, 2021, 05:24 PM
Jan 2021

AUSTIN, Texas — Do you know how to cure a chicken-killin' dog? Now, you know you cannot keep a dog that kills chickens, no matter how fine a dog it is otherwise.

Some people think you cannot break a dog that has got in the habit of killin' chickens, but my friend John Henry always claimed you could. He said the way to do it is to take one of the chickens the dog has killed and wire the thing around the dog's neck, good and strong. And leave it there until that dead chicken stinks so bad that no other dog or person will even go near that poor beast. Thing'll smell so bad the dog won't be able to stand himself. You leave it on there until the last little bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog won't kill chickens again.

The Bush administration is going to be wired around the neck of the American people for four more years, long enough for the stench to sicken everybody. It should cure the country of electing Republicans.

And at least Democrats won't have to clean up after him until it is real clear to everyone who made the mess.
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That's the system George W. Bush stands for: where a corporation can knowingly kill people for profit and, when it finally comes out, everyone knows the penalties will be so light the company doesn't even lose a tenth of its worth. Hey, just a little bump in the road.
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more: https://www.creators.com/read/molly-ivins/11/04/molly-ivins-november-4-3e5a6201



Did Dem leaders listen the first time ? Do they now realize that was a mistake ? We'd better hope they do.

Dead Chicken [View all] H2O Man Jan 2021 OP
I like your farm analogy Wawannabe Jan 2021 #1
Thank you! H2O Man Jan 2021 #3
Yes n/t Timewas Jan 2021 #2
Thanks! H2O Man Jan 2021 #4
MTGQN Goonch Jan 2021 #5
Thank you! H2O Man Jan 2021 #13
Have never seen a photo of her MrsMatt Jan 2021 #32
If it's shut, it's smirking. Silver Gaia Jan 2021 #41
I always love your farm stories coeur_de_lion Jan 2021 #6
Thanks! H2O Man Jan 2021 #15
I wonder ... Hermit-The-Prog Jan 2021 #30
K&R... spanone Jan 2021 #7
Thank you! H2O Man Jan 2021 #16
Excellent analog. Kid Berwyn Jan 2021 #8
Ha! H2O Man Jan 2021 #19
A NAZI bird Kid Berwyn Jan 2021 #37
Very good! H2O Man Jan 2021 #45
Kick dalton99a Jan 2021 #9
Thank you! H2O Man Jan 2021 #20
I didn't grow up on a farm, Delphinus Jan 2021 #10
Rot and corruption are synonyms. Think about the dog's desire to get away from that chicken. Hermit-The-Prog Jan 2021 #12
Hermit nailed it. H2O Man Jan 2021 #21
Love your huskies story! burrowowl Jan 2021 #26
She was something else! H2O Man Jan 2021 #46
OT: electric egg Hermit-The-Prog Feb 2021 #49
Moron Traitor Greene is the new face of the Radical Republican Reich, formerly Republican party. Hermit-The-Prog Jan 2021 #11
Definitely! H2O Man Jan 2021 #22
Yes, there are people who think it is done. Hermit-The-Prog Jan 2021 #28
You're right. We won't make that mistake again. BarbD Jan 2021 #36
Oh, there's lots more than her! lark Jan 2021 #14
Yes, of course. H2O Man Jan 2021 #23
That hasn't worked with Trump yet RainCaster Jan 2021 #17
Strange. H2O Man Jan 2021 #24
While we agree that DFT is toxic to the GOP... RainCaster Jan 2021 #48
Lock them all in the henhouse until the stink does them all in. PWPippinesq Jan 2021 #18
Exactly. H2O Man Jan 2021 #25
Molly Ivins column, November 4, 2004 eppur_se_muova Jan 2021 #27
I remember that column. WinstonSmith4740 Jan 2021 #29
It's the same method used on my grandmother's farm when I was growing up. Hermit-The-Prog Jan 2021 #33
Beautiful! H2O Man Jan 2021 #47
Excellent analogy ewagner Jan 2021 #31
Great question. H2O Man Feb 2021 #50
Well, we know he's done himself great damage and will do more. Hortensis Feb 2021 #51
Need to not just hang GanGreene around their necks. GoCubsGo Jan 2021 #34
Fabulous analogy WaterMan malaise Jan 2021 #35
Great analogy. K&R crickets Jan 2021 #38
She defeated a very conservative for the Repub primary........... MRDAWG Jan 2021 #39
I saw somebody else say her opponent and his family got death threats. davsand Jan 2021 #43
An albatross played that role in Coleridge's "Ancient Mariner" and has often been used in Nitram Jan 2021 #40
Great metaphor - although that there's a ZOMBIE chicken sandensea Jan 2021 #42
Absolutely. Michelle Bachman, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Pirro, Ingraham as well. Evolve Dammit Jan 2021 #44
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