Yeah, I AM gonna say it---FUCK YOUR "RELIGIOUS BELIEFS"!

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60. someone tell ron about sex on the wrong brain

that theory is kind of a unified theory of thought and behavior suggesting humans have been learning sex with the wrong hand. the differences that made go back to our earliest ancestors and were selected for in times of conflict and scarcity and was the reason we're 90% right handed - right hand connected to left brain. it could be selected for and inherited by human populations that preferred particular symptoms. it started getting really bad a few thousand years ago.

major symptoms of sex on the wrong brain, or sowb, include greed and the Certainty Deficit Disorder (need for certainty/finality/closure to satisfy
'logic'?) and major religions were mechanisms for creating certainty and increasing sexual repression/frustration - to increase periods of masturbation associated with guilt, punishment, violence, etc

sowb theory predicted an increase in extremism due to pandemic increase in masturbation. it also suggests killing might be a way of satisfying the irrational need for certainty