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Buns_of_Fire

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7. The newest Rump Reality show: The Apprentice Fugitive
Thu May 13, 2021, 12:17 PM
May 2021

He'll finally have to flee Bedminster to avoid capture by the authorities. Each exciting, thrill-packed episode will have him in a new town, selling hydroxychloroquine out of the back of his golf cart.

The twist here is that, unlike Dr. Richard Kimble (The Fugitive), he won't waste time doing any good deeds -- no, he'll show up at the guest MAGAt's house, eat all their food, clog their toilets, and impregnate their daughter(s). If no daughter is available, the family pet will do.

Finally, he gets run out of town at the end of each episode, owing everyone money, as he lumbers off into the sunset to next week's adventure.

(Needs work, but that's the gist of it.)

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