Arizona vote 'audit' sinks deeper into insanity as state GOP chair threatens her own officials with

[jmowreader]

21. You realize next year's AZ GOP primary is going to be really fun

The person or persons attempting to unseat Ms. Ward and her ilk will first show pictures of crumbling infrastructure in Arizona...then announce that “but Kelli Ward thought it more important to waste your tax dollars on...” displaying headlines of things like the Bamboo Theory, the Chicken Theory, and the rest of the insanity the pro-audit crowd is using to investigate a certified election.

As an aside, are we SURE the people coming up with this bizarre shit aren’t really Democratic trolls dreaming up outlandish “no one would ever believe this” scenarios during marathon tequila-drinking sessions? “Hey man, I have a good one. Let’s tell ‘em Republican elections board members shredded their ballots, fed them to chickens then incinerated the chickens to cover their traces.” (Three days later..,) “Hey man, those idiots bought that shit...let’s next tell ‘em undertakers have been stealing the organs of dead people, selling them on the black market, then using shredded Trump ballots to stuff the bodies with so no one gets suspicious.” And then, of course, when the Cyber Ninjas start demanding exhumation orders so they can inspect corpses for shredded ballots inside, the trolls will claim the foundations of new houses have shredded Trump ballots mixed into the concrete so that the Cyber Ninjas will have to tear down all the houses built since the election so they can test the foundations for evidence of ballot paper in the concrete.