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griloco

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35. YeahButButBut, Jesus wrote the Bible in Amurican English for a reason!!!

Reply to Heartstrings (Original post)

Wed Jul 7, 2021, 05:33 AM

Jul 2021

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Conservatives need to come to terms with this.... [View all] Heartstrings Jul 2021 OP

K&R smirkymonkey Jul 2021 #1

Someone Needs To Mention This To GB_RN Jul 2021 #2

Nice ace3csusm Jul 2021 #3

They'll just respond with one variation or another of: Aristus Jul 2021 #5

That's When You Reply... GB_RN Jul 2021 #6

I like the Gaston quote... Wounded Bear Jul 2021 #8

I think his name was Phillipe Gaston. Aristus Jul 2021 #9

Also known as The Mouse... Wounded Bear Jul 2021 #10

"What God says to you... reACTIONary Jul 2021 #19

Jesus never mentioned abortion either in the new testament. KS Toronado Jul 2021 #4

Yeah, that one always throws them ... though my siblings are always able to come up with scripture KPN Jul 2021 #7

That was the first thing that I thought of too when I read this. Thanks! n/t iscooterliberally Jul 2021 #11

Last I checked, it was gawd who murdered thousands of first born Egyptians in their sleep. Probatim Jul 2021 #12

That was King Herod, not God, who issued that order. oldsoftie Jul 2021 #36

Two entirely different bible stories Siwsan Jul 2021 #38

Thanks - I had forgotten about King Herod. Probatim Jul 2021 #40

I bet we could share similar stories Siwsan Jul 2021 #41

I refer to myself as a catholic school lefty. Probatim Jul 2021 #42

And I get to throw Dyslexia into the mix Siwsan Jul 2021 #43

You are correct Leith Jul 2021 #16

That's interesting, never heard of it. KS Toronado Jul 2021 #22

Possibly Numbers 5:11-31 could be interpreted as such. 11 Bravo Jul 2021 #24

Yup Leith Jul 2021 #30

THANK YOU!!!!! calimary Jul 2021 #13

Actually Jesus doesn't mention anything in the Bible. Mr.Bill Jul 2021 #14

True, the first writing about him wasn't until 50 years after his supposed death mdbl Jul 2021 #27

K&R Blue Owl Jul 2021 #15

The Constitution doesn't mention God, either ... Jopin Klobe Jul 2021 #17

"in the year of our Lord" is in Article VII former9thward Jul 2021 #26

It's a stretch to call that a "mention" markpkessinger Jul 2021 #32

Post removed Post removed Jul 2021 #33

Nonsense . . . markpkessinger Jul 2021 #34

But "A.D." refers to time after the birth of Jesus oldsoftie Jul 2021 #37

Amen Joinfortmill Jul 2021 #18

Separation from Turd and Hate. lagomorph777 Jul 2021 #20

This is exactly why "In God We Trust" needs to be removed from our money. roamer65 Jul 2021 #21

K&R spanone Jul 2021 #23

The Constitution says "in the year of our Lord" in Article VII former9thward Jul 2021 #25

That is damned thin soup! aka-chmeee Jul 2021 #39

Conservatives will never come to terms with anything bucolic_frolic Jul 2021 #28

We're coming over kicking and screaming. Remember? czarjak Jul 2021 #29

If you really believe in Jesus remember what he said about government. halfulglas Jul 2021 #31

YeahButButBut, Jesus wrote the Bible in Amurican English for a reason!!! griloco Jul 2021 #35