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75. Lord, why hast thou forsaken us and...

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Thu Jul 15, 2021, 11:55 AM

Jul 2021

... our messiah, Trump-Christ?!

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Pastor asks Jesus for help after ignoring Covid precautions at church camp. [View all] yellowcanine Jul 2021 OP

Jesus' reply: "I sent you several safe and effective vaccines, you fuckbrain! Get with the program!" Aristus Jul 2021 #1

Ah, you beat me to it. nt Ilsa Jul 2021 #11

... lame54 Jul 2021 #24

Just give me a sign... Caliman73 Jul 2021 #41

My favorite line: "Now hop up and down on one foot, juggle these oranges louis-t Jul 2021 #47

+1000 h2ebits Jul 2021 #49

Jesus already loaded up the vaccines and drove out of town, Rev. Dumbfuck hatrack Jul 2021 #2

Pastor: When we die we sit by right side of Jesus! Jesus: Come join me now. Pastor: Whaaaah! 😭 TheBlackAdder Jul 2021 #72

generosity? He must be really generous. Where can I give money? underpants Jul 2021 #3

Maybe he should just pray not to be so stupid in future. Thomas Hurt Jul 2021 #4

He's praying to grift money for more Brooks Brothers shirts. TheBlackAdder Jul 2021 #73

THIS: elleng Jul 2021 #5

One of the best scenes in television history. Aristus Jul 2021 #12

And one of Karl Malden's last performances KS Toronado Jul 2021 #37

What a wonderful performance it was... Aristus Jul 2021 #38

One of several - from one of, if not THE best show in television history. 11 Bravo Jul 2021 #53

I was just thinking of that scene too! Exactly! mrsadm Jul 2021 #52

These people really are temporary311 Jul 2021 #6

If Jesus did come down and knock on doors, they wouldn't answer. Arkansas Granny Jul 2021 #19

The Nazarene... Whatthe_Firetruck Jul 2021 #51

Yep. Arkansas Granny Jul 2021 #59

No vaccine above the door, now a visit from the Covid Angel. n/t MarcA Jul 2021 #28

That's the first thing I thought of, too Klondike Kat Jul 2021 #36

If god is truly omnipotent..... SergeStorms Jul 2021 #58

It was super nice of the sky daddy Ligyron Jul 2021 #69

Quit believing the shit on Facebook and take the damn vaccine! Initech Jul 2021 #7

I think your Jesus has sent you a message, Pastor Asshole. lagomorph777 Jul 2021 #8

THIS!! A HERETIC I AM Jul 2021 #9

Do they ever think... Tree-Hugger Jul 2021 #10

THIS Dreampuff Jul 2021 #27

All Pox Both Great and Small Grokenstein Jul 2021 #33

Do they ever think... sanatanadharma Jul 2021 #13

Bingo! Duppers Jul 2021 #31

So here's how this goes down for these dumbfucks... orwell Jul 2021 #14

Let's see what Christ had to say about that ... marble falls Jul 2021 #15

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jul 2021 #65

Hey bubba! marble falls Jul 2021 #66

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jul 2021 #70

Have you heard the modern parable about...a jeep, a boat and helicopter or the one RestoreAmerica2020 Jul 2021 #16

Not a believer, but if I was... I would remind the pastor that, in his tradition, Politicub Jul 2021 #17

Same here. Grew up evangelical. Now a freethinker. GulfCoast66 Jul 2021 #21

Pastor Bruce, here is a helpful Chinese proverb for you: NCjack Jul 2021 #18

I guess he hasn't figured out- LisaL Jul 2021 #20

Thoughts and prayers. nt. Mariana Jul 2021 #22

Is it only me that sees this as a prayer he's not held personally liable? Hugin Jul 2021 #23

Jesus will not help those who will not help themselves. Bird Lady Jul 2021 #25

SMH GoodRaisin Jul 2021 #26

Is there a lighting rod on multigraincracker Jul 2021 #29

God Helps Those Who Help Themselves, my mother used to tell us. So, pastor, lead your flock... Hekate Jul 2021 #30

Pence try'd that stuff & don't think it worked ! republican population control ! (alleged) monkeyman1 Jul 2021 #32

UGH ShazzieB Jul 2021 #34

There is only one thing this pastor should be praying for: colorado_ufo Jul 2021 #35

and jaysus says "FOAD, sucker" NewHendoLib Jul 2021 #39

Please Jesus, send my help from this flood, I'm stranded on my roof ... aggiesal Jul 2021 #40

He sent the brilliant people who made a vaccine you fucking moron. onecaliberal Jul 2021 #42

It's "His" virus. Why aren't they thankful they got it? Grins Jul 2021 #43

There seems to be a pandemic of Christians who don't know their scripture. mn9driver Jul 2021 #44

Dear Pastor ad121rome Jul 2021 #45

Your ending statement was a perfect assessment BigmanPigman Jul 2021 #46

Sorry- I can't believe in any god who would to this to his own people. lindysalsagal Jul 2021 #48

God already sent help. You and your followers refused it. Crunchy Frog Jul 2021 #50

Pastor W must not believe in the power of God... keithbvadu2 Jul 2021 #54

This message was self-deleted by its author ExTex Jul 2021 #55

So said the Texas preacher just before flying way in his private jet to the Bahamas..... KY_EnviroGuy Jul 2021 #56

Think about this, pastor NQAS Jul 2021 #57

reminds me of this story or a varation of it whistler162 Jul 2021 #60

There is a balm in Gilead struggle4progress Jul 2021 #61

Jesus H. Crisis Blue Owl Jul 2021 #62

🦠 roamer65 Jul 2021 #63

It's plain to see Retired Engineer Bob Jul 2021 #64

Well, it's a herd Sympthsical Jul 2021 #67

"We pray for your healing, Jesus! Send us a cure, maybe a virus expert of some sort..." Bucky Jul 2021 #68

I wonder how many people this traitor has called a "baby killer"? traitorsgalore Jul 2021 #71

Jesus already helped him but he ignored him. GoCubsGo Jul 2021 #74

Lord, why hast thou forsaken us and... Buckeye_Democrat Jul 2021 #75