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underpants

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1. I had a boss who once said to me "Damn bicycles, don't pay tax for roads"
Fri Jul 23, 2021, 10:05 PM
Jul 2021

He said this as I was riding in his car. I liked him and usually he was much more intelligent than this.

I asked if he meant gas tax.
He said he did.
Real smart assed like I paused and said “Bikes don’t use gas”

He started laughing. At himself.

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I had a boss who once said to me "Damn bicycles, don't pay tax for roads" underpants Jul 2021 #1
The Bicycle is the slow death of the Planet ItsjustMe Jul 2021 #2
Damn, what next? People quit eating factory farm meat? hunter Jul 2021 #3
This is glurge. WhiskeyGrinder Jul 2021 #4
For the cyclists I know Mopar151 Jul 2021 #5
I have 5 bicycles and one car bhikkhu Jul 2021 #33
The bicycle isn't the death of the planet, by this argument. But it's one nail in the coffin Gaugamela Jul 2021 #6
Here in California, and probably elsewhere in these great United States... Spider Jerusalem Jul 2021 #7
Actually, here in Austin a lot of people commute via bike. Lonestarblue Jul 2021 #30
That Seems Fair ProfessorGAC Jul 2021 #31
Having a rack and panniers and fenders makes a huge difference Spider Jerusalem Jul 2021 #35
Advantages Here ProfessorGAC Jul 2021 #41
Oh, dear lord. PoindexterOglethorpe Jul 2021 #8
This message was self-deleted by its author Celerity Jul 2021 #9
You just have to avoid getting hit by cars. A Jets coach just got killed... brush Jul 2021 #22
Sanjay Thakrar of Vandalay Industries ? Captain Zero Jul 2021 #25
no and I actually did find this bloke (not saying he wrote the info btw) Celerity Jul 2021 #26
I walk everywhere I_UndergroundPanther Jul 2021 #10
They buy tight shorts, bikes, protein shakes, etc. IronLionZion Jul 2021 #11
Stupid sexy Flanders! ret5hd Jul 2021 #15
Stupid sexy Flanders! ret5hd Jul 2021 #16
"Pedestrians don't even buy bicycles." enid602 Jul 2021 #12
The hardcore MAMILs I work with seem to use the hospital system quite a bit as well. meadowlander Jul 2021 #20
From the sound of this, cyclists have more disposable income. House of Roberts Jul 2021 #13
This Old Crank Jul 2021 #14
False quote but there's no reason not to re-engineer it into a true one. NullTuples Jul 2021 #17
Me waiting greenjar_01 Jul 2021 #18
It certainly spells the end of the current economic paradigm. Crunchy Frog Jul 2021 #19
Yours is the correct response to the article cited. Ron Green Jul 2021 #39
Not in the US . In the US they are more likely to buy overpriced organic and other foods considered JI7 Jul 2021 #21
Oh boy... ExciteBike66 Jul 2021 #23
Love my bicycle. Everytime I ride it to the grocery store, the library, the PO, Roisin Ni Fiachra Jul 2021 #24
Car-dependent communities are unhealthy for humans. Yavin4 Jul 2021 #27
Well ... shoes and tires, maintenance and replacement parts. bucolic_frolic Jul 2021 #28
death of the planet Prichards115 Jul 2021 #29
I used to bike to work on occasion. Woodwizard Jul 2021 #32
I have a feeling that this is.... reACTIONary Jul 2021 #34
He's right Roy Rolling Jul 2021 #36
Currently recovering from a serious bicycle accident - this is ironic. jimlup Jul 2021 #37
I'm so sorry to hear about your accident! smirkymonkey Jul 2021 #40
Thanks jimlup Jul 2021 #42
Good, I am glad she caught it and I hope you continue to improve! smirkymonkey Jul 2021 #44
Feeling much better! jimlup Jul 2021 #45
Oh good! I am glad you are feeling better! smirkymonkey Jul 2021 #46
Fake. Google it. onenote Jul 2021 #38
False argument. KentuckyWoman Jul 2021 #43
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