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5. Also, it's not a "chin diaper"

Mon Jul 26, 2021, 04:57 PM

Jul 2021

If all you're covering is your chin, you're doing it wrong, middle-aged guy at the meat counter (MAGATMC). I sincerely hope MAGATMC doesn't get infected, and if he does, that it isn't a severe case, and if it is, that he survives it, and if he doesn't, that he doesn't leave this earthly plane surrounded by only machines and strangers.

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I'm surprised it took so long. My first run-in with a maskhole. [View all] 11 Bravo Jul 2021 OP

Bravo, Bravo ... Hugh_Lebowski Jul 2021 #1

This message was self-deleted by its author Prof. Toru Tanaka Jul 2021 #11

Bravo! One of the best F-you replies to a maskhole I've seen so far! Ocelot II Jul 2021 #2

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 blm Jul 2021 #3

I sense this will be happening all over America now... FarPoint Jul 2021 #4

Also, it's not a "chin diaper" gratuitous Jul 2021 #5

Just say, "Oh I tested positive for Covid, but needed some things" leftstreet Jul 2021 #6

Todays winner right here, folks oldsoftie Jul 2021 #32

That kind of reply has occurred to me, too. wnylib Jul 2021 #44

Tug your mask down so your mouth is visible hen you talk. Patterson Jul 2021 #48

Always remember OldBaldy1701E Jul 2021 #76

I like your answer. MuseRider Jul 2021 #7

The only thing I would add to the OP's excellent reply is a final line: thucythucy Jul 2021 #64

I'm hoping that John Ludi Jul 2021 #8

He walked away because he wasn't sure if you insulted him FakeNoose Jul 2021 #9

I would have added "It's your funeral...and it will be, soon." regnaD kciN Jul 2021 #10

Well said. lpbk2713 Jul 2021 #12

Hopefully you can omit the "three different kinds of cancer" part from your reply! 11 Bravo Jul 2021 #19

Cardiac and kidney problems. lpbk2713 Jul 2021 #24

Congrats on delivering a well-deserved verbal slapping down! Prof. Toru Tanaka Jul 2021 #13

Way to go! jalan48 Jul 2021 #14

Bravo Bravo Blues Heron Jul 2021 #15

hmmm Skittles Jul 2021 #21

Please tell me that you would have then followed up by KICKING HIS ASS! 11 Bravo Jul 2021 #40

I swear, these days... Skittles Jul 2021 #41

We've all got you on speed dial, Skittles -- if only we could ship you to the Nay Jul 2021 #77

When asses need kicking, Skittles has been the DU go-to for almost 20 years. 11 Bravo Jul 2021 #78

Gym Jordan is a repeat offender Skittles Jul 2021 #89

Or . . Maru Kitteh Jul 2021 #49

I almost salivate at the thought of being confronted by one of these folk Skittles Jul 2021 #59

I would have replied - "Does that explain what happened to you?" bullwinkle428 Jul 2021 #86

It wasnt in a place that was appropriate for a confrontation so I rolled with it Blues Heron Jul 2021 #88

I'm so glad I live in a place where people seem to mind their own business. Treefrog Jul 2021 #16

Same here. ShazzieB Jul 2021 #55

Bravo 11 Bravo! c-rational Jul 2021 #17

Well done, 11 Bravo, well done and well, Bravo! MLAA Jul 2021 #18

Bravissimo, brilliant!!! fierywoman Jul 2021 #20

That was awesome pandr32 Jul 2021 #22

Great job bluestarone Jul 2021 #23

Wonderful response! Tadpole Raisin Jul 2021 #25

You did well! YoshidaYui Jul 2021 #26

that was awesome demtenjeep Jul 2021 #27

Excellent. Good on you Traildogbob Jul 2021 #28

Went... DemUnleashed Jul 2021 #29

I love you a little. TNNurse Jul 2021 #30

"Why do I wear a mask, you ask" sanatanadharma Jul 2021 #31

Ohhh, that's good! PoindexterOglethorpe Jul 2021 #39

Oh, I'm going to remember that! GulfCoast66 Jul 2021 #51

Kicketty Kickin' Faux pas Jul 2021 #33

I have had a few here and there who seemed like they wanted to say something... roamer65 Jul 2021 #34

That was brilliant, You may have saved a few people from his bs. niyad Jul 2021 #35

Well said, and good for you. 3catwoman3 Jul 2021 #36

Good job! n/t ms liberty Jul 2021 #37

Love it wryter2000 Jul 2021 #38

That was wonderful sellitman Jul 2021 #42

Good answer - good to be prepared Alice Kramden Jul 2021 #43

Perfect response! crimycarny Jul 2021 #45

Perfect! Hoyt Jul 2021 #46

My response to an obvious maskhole asking... Whiskeytide Jul 2021 #47

Beautifully done! dhol82 Jul 2021 #50

I enjoyed just reading about it! DFW Jul 2021 #52

+++ The Polack MSgt Jul 2021 #53

Great response njhoneybadger Jul 2021 #54

I salute you! I have encountered the maskhole routine twice now. The most recent one, I told I was Ziggysmom Jul 2021 #56

Good for you. My kairos12 Jul 2021 #57

Brother, you were far too reserved Aviation Pro Jul 2021 #58

It never occurs to me to confront anyone around me who isn't wearing a mask. SammyWinstonJack Jul 2021 #60

Good job! -misanthroptimist Jul 2021 #61

How about a nice simple "mind your own fucking business!" Walleye Jul 2021 #62

Yep. One is not obliged to answer these pricks. GoCubsGo Jul 2021 #68

Way to go! Joinfortmill Jul 2021 #63

Great retort! Blue Owl Jul 2021 #65

"Mind your own goddamn business." is usually sufficient. GoCubsGo Jul 2021 #66

Touche! smirkymonkey Jul 2021 #67

Great answer! MyMission Jul 2021 #69

I think the bad behavior prevails because nobody ever checks that bad behavior. calimary Jul 2021 #70

Massive Applause for you!!! Ferrets are Cool Jul 2021 #71

Great Reply...K and R Stuart G Jul 2021 #72

Well done! Catherine Vincent Jul 2021 #73

Great response malaise Jul 2021 #74

excellent reply Demovictory9 Jul 2021 #75

BRAVO, Bravo!!! Raster Jul 2021 #79

Fantastic answer seta1950 Jul 2021 #80

Badda boom tish! nt El Mimbreno Jul 2021 #81

I got both moderna shots last March 90-percent Jul 2021 #82

yes!!! llashram Jul 2021 #83

Excellent reply your steam had Cha Jul 2021 #84

Bravo ! good response n/t SayitAintSo Jul 2021 #85

My mask says it all TXPaganBanker Jul 2021 #87