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51. "Front Row Joes"

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Mon Aug 2, 2021, 07:04 PM

Aug 2021

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Trump just announced his next rally. In a cow pasture in Alabama. [View all] Nevilledog Aug 2021 OP

Lots of stuff to step in. Ocelot II Aug 2021 #1

Not a problem for a man who wears toilet paper on his shoes. Midnight Writer Aug 2021 #3

I'm sure that between the smell of cow manure and the evil sulfur emitting from TFG it will be kimbutgar Aug 2021 #2

The bullshit will be everywhere! Diamond_Dog Aug 2021 #4

And at least 25% of the crowd will be people who have been to his rallies before. Just like his ... Botany Aug 2021 #24

So true, Botany. Diamond_Dog Aug 2021 #30

I think it was Lorian County but the board of directors of the fairgrounds made Trump put up cash Botany Aug 2021 #41

Dead Heads lagomorph777 Aug 2021 #38

Except this "Dead Show" is without the dope, good music, and people "just spinning" .... Botany Aug 2021 #42

You don't get the I NEED A MIRACLE ticket beggers in the lot either Withywindle Aug 2021 #53

Exactly. I read a book about his followers. kskiska Aug 2021 #50

"Front Row Joes" Botany Aug 2021 #51

It's like his Green Acres skit at the Emmys. underpants Aug 2021 #5

Well, there should be plenty of shrooms available. Haggard Celine Aug 2021 #6

NO FUCKING WAY! Lochloosa Aug 2021 #19

Odor camouflage. C_U_L8R Aug 2021 #7

TRUMP WOULDN'T KNOW friend of m and j Aug 2021 #8

Probably a "venue" known for Klan rallies. Hoyt Aug 2021 #9

My First Thought, Was... ProfessorGAC Aug 2021 #14

That will be more bullshit per acre than any place on earth. kysrsoze Aug 2021 #10

I'm almost hoping for hurricane bits to rain on his parade nitpicker Aug 2021 #11

And I'm not sure he's planned for inclement weather any better than 2017 SPGA nitpicker Aug 2021 #25

Maybe try the Gulf of Mexico next. rickyhall Aug 2021 #12

Cows? Will Devin Nunes be there? Walleye Aug 2021 #13

No but his mom will. lagomorph777 Aug 2021 #39

Plenty of food laying around. moondust Aug 2021 #15

Need the medias touch guys, Corgigal Aug 2021 #16

Let there be plenty of mud pies. East-A-Squared Aug 2021 #17

This will be the same cow pasture they will be hold the "Rock the South" concert a week before. haele Aug 2021 #18

+1 nitpicker Aug 2021 #32

Super Walmarts have been having issues in rural Alabama haele Aug 2021 #36

Trump is a Fool masonkee Aug 2021 #20

These are revival meetings at this by point. Bristlecone Aug 2021 #21

Fred, Grace, Henri or Ida may decide otherwise malaise Aug 2021 #22

Wait, isn't he taking back the White House on August 14th? FakeNoose Aug 2021 #23

Rally/Inauguration.....in a cow pasture in Alabama. Nevilledog Aug 2021 #27

That seems like an appropriate place for a tfg rally to me. Brother Mythos Aug 2021 #26

that's kinda what a cow pasture is nt barbtries Aug 2021 #31

According to Wikipedia, Cullman is still a "sundown" town. FightingIrish Aug 2021 #28

this is so pathetic. barbtries Aug 2021 #29

Ready for a mooving talk? multigraincracker Aug 2021 #33

It's a farm, not a cattle ranch Beaverhausen Aug 2021 #34

Trumpstock! In twenty years, people will ask each other "where were you when ..." JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 2021 #35

There is a two day music festival there the weekend before Yonnie3 Aug 2021 #37

An enterprising person could sell Trump souvenir cow pies for $100 a plop . . . er pop. Vinca Aug 2021 #40

"It'll be bigger than Woodstock! Yuge!1!1!!111... Wounded Bear Aug 2021 #43

Derpstock! hatrack Aug 2021 #44

We can only hope for 98 degrees and a dew point of 80. LuckyLib Aug 2021 #45

he never gave a shit about places like Alabama or Georgia or Louisiana in his LIFE IcyPeas Aug 2021 #46

hmmmm are these edible? rampartc Aug 2021 #47

I've been in farm fields in the south in August. Hottest I've ever been. GulfCoast66 Aug 2021 #48

I predict lots of heat stroke. smirkymonkey Aug 2021 #56

easy access from his supporters favorite home towns. WarGamer Aug 2021 #49

More like "Fools Stock" Ishoutandscream2 Aug 2021 #52

MAGA Tipping! Solly Mack Aug 2021 #54

We have officially reached the "Puppet Show & Spinal Tap" phase of the Cult 45 experience!! bullwinkle428 Aug 2021 #55