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LakeArenal

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13. That shouldn't drive anyone crazy. Thanks.

Reply to krispos42 (Reply #8)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 04:26 PM

Aug 2021

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So I bought my Covid-19 vaccine 5G microchip control panel today [View all] krispos42 Aug 2021 OP

Nice 👍 PortTack Aug 2021 #1

Isn't there an iPhone app that does that? Ocelot II Aug 2021 #2

Nah, that's the decoy. krispos42 Aug 2021 #4

Link for the app is on your vaccine passport BelieveCassandra Aug 2021 #3

Not all of us have iPhones. Texaswitchy Aug 2021 #5

Can you DNA me back 40 years and make me a gifted something or other? LakeArenal Aug 2021 #6

Sure! *zap* krispos42 Aug 2021 #8

That shouldn't drive anyone crazy. Thanks. LakeArenal Aug 2021 #13

Specificity is critical :p krispos42 Aug 2021 #31

And I want to be rich. Someone important... paleotn Aug 2021 #24

A friend waved a wand over my and asked. LakeArenal Aug 2021 #26

How does it tell who is a Trumper? Thomas Hurt Aug 2021 #7

Oh, they have a card for that now krispos42 Aug 2021 #10

Too good malaise Aug 2021 #35

They have a magnetic aura about their heads known as GoodRaisin Aug 2021 #20

I hope you know that the chip is ransonware and DURHAM D Aug 2021 #9

Damn. Texaswitchy Aug 2021 #12

So that's what happened to my drone. marble falls Aug 2021 #11

Naaaaa...these old beta models don't even allow any mutation choices!!! lindysalsagal Aug 2021 #14

First thing I'm gonna do with mutant DNA EYESORE 9001 Aug 2021 #15

I love mine FrankBooth Aug 2021 #16

That's great. Wish I could mount this on my car or maybe my head.. msfiddlestix Aug 2021 #17

It probably sticks to your head now that you're magnetic. StarryNite Aug 2021 #19

if its magnetic, where is all the magnetic stuff like , kitchen sink, transit buss AllaN01Bear Aug 2021 #21

Also get their Jewish space laser activation panel Klaralven Aug 2021 #18

I bought one of those, too krispos42 Aug 2021 #32

So the Jewish Space Lasers can get a lock on you 1cheapbeemr Aug 2021 #22

With all the deaths, including innocent children Dakota Flint Aug 2021 #23

There is this thing called dark humor, that helps get us thru times of sorrow & oppression... Hekate Aug 2021 #25

FCOL treestar Aug 2021 #27

I hope it works better than the remote control I bought for my cat. N/T Throckmorton Aug 2021 #28

I have one of those krispos42 Aug 2021 #33

Not good enough. Cinnamonspice Aug 2021 #29

People with the 2nd gen chips are lucky... Lancero Aug 2021 #30

"Tracking"? You got the cheap version. Upgrade to the Illuminati, and you can make them do muriel_volestrangler Aug 2021 #34