Mitt Romney Reminds me of a Nazi

[Texas-Limerick]

70. Republicans and Nazis

Republicans and Nazis we should never compare
To do so would be outrageous and unfair!
But there's a question that continually keeps me awake
Would old Nazis good Republicans make?

Republicans could never be Nazis, for goodness sake!
But could Nazis, in the Grand Old Party, ever partake?
Could the founding fathers of the Thousand Year Reich
Adapt to the party of a Thousand  Points  of Light?

Given some thought, it's not so unfeasible 
Even President Eisenhower thought it conceivable
When he found SS  Wernher Von Braun hiding in the thistles
Only to make him father of NASA and our ballistic missiles

Given that example, why couldn't more rehabilitate their brand?
This time, be good soldiers for the Republican high command 
Wouldn't Rommel, a Panzer Commander of Field Marshal rank
Be equally comfortable running a right wing think tank?

Or Joseph Goebbels, charged to propagandize and flummox
Could become a talking head  with his own show on Fox
Eichmann and his concentration  camp guards
Would be pole watchers, checking our registration cards

And those entitlement programs that never really worked
Our leaders bold proposals they've flip flopped and shirked 
Would Nazis be like these windsocks and spin it?
Or would they throw grandma off the cliff?  ...In a Wehrmacht minute!