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dbonds

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57. This is on a cullman facebook post

Sat Aug 21, 2021, 09:44 PM

Aug 2021

It is from my nephew.

As a libertarian, allow me to extend an olive branch to my republican friends. Tonight, our city will welcome President Trump to our beloved small town. We will make national news, either good or bad. Just remember yall... teeth and bras... TEETH AND BRA'S. Already seen one ole girl in a bikini top that I'm assured will be a headline at some point. Keep it classy, Cullman.

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There is a God. [View all] DURHAM D Aug 2021 OP

The crosses will be hard to light at dark, and they've put away the confederate flags. Hoyt Aug 2021 #1

And right under umbrellas? Lol nt Javaman Aug 2021 #2

Just about every prohibited item canetoad Aug 2021 #3

And if those few exceptions had been actively prohibited, they would have brought them... JHB Aug 2021 #61

Witty ALBliberal Aug 2021 #67

Toasters are banned, but not guns? Archae Aug 2021 #4

I wonder what "structures" are? The late night comedians should have a spooky3 Aug 2021 #35

Tents, and anything else that might qualify as similar JHB Aug 2021 #62

They'll pry my toaster from my cold, dead hands! subterranean Aug 2021 #60

If it's doing its job, your hands won't be cold. JHB Aug 2021 #63

Perfect place to contract covid under that Beachnutt Aug 2021 #5

Toasters ? dweller Aug 2021 #6

Yes! Mr.Bill Aug 2021 #14

I won't attend any rally without my Toaster. My freedumb is being infringed!!!!! spanone Aug 2021 #16

Is it a battery powered toaster? I've never seen one! spooky3 Aug 2021 #29

That's another infringement on my freedumb, no outlets..trying to silence my toaster spanone Aug 2021 #30

LOLLLLLL!!!! nt spooky3 Aug 2021 #34

Don't laugh.....household tools - drills saws, leaf-blowers, weedwackers, and chainsaws are all OAITW r.2.0 Aug 2021 #46

Solar powered. . .ooops niyad Aug 2021 #55

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rebl2 Aug 2021 #22

Food is not banned ... yet dweller Aug 2021 #28

ala Rocky Horror Picture Show. yonder Aug 2021 #53

TFG plays Frankenfurter BunnyMcGee Aug 2021 #72

Which would get better distance: burnt toast frisbees or paper towel rolls? JHB Aug 2021 #65

Probably same as his reaction to eagles and loud noises Grokenstein Aug 2021 #74

Ok God we could use the softball sized hail Beachnutt Aug 2021 #7

She seems a bit perturbed about the CNN "homecoming" concert too. Treefrog Aug 2021 #8

Banned items: Toasters?! unc70 Aug 2021 #9

I think toasters are just an innocuous example for banned appliances JHB Aug 2021 #68

But their freedoms? 33taw Aug 2021 #10

Can Gawd hurl a lightening bolt with precision accuracy? rurallib Aug 2021 #11

Covid is raging in Cullman. dbonds Aug 2021 #56

He tossed one at me pretty close........ lastlib Aug 2021 #75

Shouldn't they prohibit soup? I thought soup was dangerous. betsuni Aug 2021 #12

My toaster and I are one. Sneederbunk Aug 2021 #13

Never seen such an extensive list. Guess when you're dealing with morons..... spanone Aug 2021 #15

No E-cigs/vaping allowed but nothing about cigars/cigarettes/actual smoking? Hugh_Lebowski Aug 2021 #17

I thought that was interesting, too. Haggard Celine Aug 2021 #32

Look at the weather radar, at 9 p.m. Beachnutt Aug 2021 #18

Toaster? Rebl2 Aug 2021 #19

They should be glad they aren't in New York and New England FakeNoose Aug 2021 #20

Yep. CNN's vaunted concert has been rained out. Treefrog Aug 2021 #23

I kind of enjoyed Barry singing "I made it through the rain" over the phone Maru Kitteh Aug 2021 #26

The crowd should huddle close together gratuitous Aug 2021 #21

Balls. Maru Kitteh Aug 2021 #24

No toasters????? Grins Aug 2021 #25

and what the hell is Dick, "Missing teeth", Morris doing there?? 😂 🤣 😂 a kennedy Aug 2021 #27

Surprised that masks aren't on that list. Lady Freedom Returns Aug 2021 #31

I am guessing they weren't worried about anyone donning a mask. 33taw Aug 2021 #36

I notice guns are not on that list! kimbutgar Aug 2021 #33

That is because............. DFW Aug 2021 #38

"Weapons" are, though. What strikes me about this list, though, is spooky3 Aug 2021 #40

Put a fence around that group and just call it a COVID Hazmat Zone. kairos12 Aug 2021 #37

or a BumRushDaShow Aug 2021 #48

Even better. Show them continual Borat Films as re-education. kairos12 Aug 2021 #49

... BumRushDaShow Aug 2021 #50

cigarettes good. e-cigs and vapes bad. ??? nt orleans Aug 2021 #39

Aerosols! Mosquito repellent Johnny2X2X Aug 2021 #41

Ah, now that made me smile. niyad Aug 2021 #58

Well, we know that TFG can't deal with umbrellas! So nobody gets one... Rhiannon12866 Aug 2021 #42

What? No "worshers" or toasters? SheltieLover Aug 2021 #43

They forgot to ban a conscience or moral integrity. gordianot Aug 2021 #44

If there really was a God, he/she would have GoCubsGo Aug 2021 #45

Not as many as need to be dianaredwing Aug 2021 #51

So I guess vacuum cleaners would be OK to bring? OAITW r.2.0 Aug 2021 #47

Those extension cords could come in handy dianaredwing Aug 2021 #52

Talk about "cancel culture". nt pazzyanne Aug 2021 #54

This is on a cullman facebook post dbonds Aug 2021 #57

Damn funny!!! ALBliberal Aug 2021 #71

Doesn't Covid 19 spread easily in wet weather? Especially if the people are close together? East-A-Squared Aug 2021 #59

For freedumb lovers they sure tolerate a lot of restrictions. Crunchy Frog Aug 2021 #64

Well, that was worth the NYC Concert getting rained out I guess. SunSeeker Aug 2021 #66

Nope they'll have to pry that toaster luckone Aug 2021 #69

Denial of Second Amendment rights and the RW sheeple go right along with it. keithbvadu2 Aug 2021 #70

Every single item on that list except explosives Moebym Aug 2021 #73

Their spirits won't be dampened considering they have none..... KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2021 #76

"Prohibited Items"?! doughb Aug 2021 #77