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71. Damn funny!!!

Reply to dbonds (Reply #57)

Sat Aug 21, 2021, 10:29 PM

Aug 2021

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There is a God. [View all] DURHAM D Aug 2021 OP

The crosses will be hard to light at dark, and they've put away the confederate flags. Hoyt Aug 2021 #1

And right under umbrellas? Lol nt Javaman Aug 2021 #2

Just about every prohibited item canetoad Aug 2021 #3

And if those few exceptions had been actively prohibited, they would have brought them... JHB Aug 2021 #61

Witty ALBliberal Aug 2021 #67

Toasters are banned, but not guns? Archae Aug 2021 #4

I wonder what "structures" are? The late night comedians should have a spooky3 Aug 2021 #35

Tents, and anything else that might qualify as similar JHB Aug 2021 #62

They'll pry my toaster from my cold, dead hands! subterranean Aug 2021 #60

If it's doing its job, your hands won't be cold. JHB Aug 2021 #63

Perfect place to contract covid under that Beachnutt Aug 2021 #5

Toasters ? dweller Aug 2021 #6

Yes! Mr.Bill Aug 2021 #14

I won't attend any rally without my Toaster. My freedumb is being infringed!!!!! spanone Aug 2021 #16

Is it a battery powered toaster? I've never seen one! spooky3 Aug 2021 #29

That's another infringement on my freedumb, no outlets..trying to silence my toaster spanone Aug 2021 #30

LOLLLLLL!!!! nt spooky3 Aug 2021 #34

Don't laugh.....household tools - drills saws, leaf-blowers, weedwackers, and chainsaws are all OAITW r.2.0 Aug 2021 #46

Solar powered. . .ooops niyad Aug 2021 #55

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rebl2 Aug 2021 #22

Food is not banned ... yet dweller Aug 2021 #28

ala Rocky Horror Picture Show. yonder Aug 2021 #53

TFG plays Frankenfurter BunnyMcGee Aug 2021 #72

Which would get better distance: burnt toast frisbees or paper towel rolls? JHB Aug 2021 #65

Probably same as his reaction to eagles and loud noises Grokenstein Aug 2021 #74

Ok God we could use the softball sized hail Beachnutt Aug 2021 #7

She seems a bit perturbed about the CNN "homecoming" concert too. Treefrog Aug 2021 #8

Banned items: Toasters?! unc70 Aug 2021 #9

I think toasters are just an innocuous example for banned appliances JHB Aug 2021 #68

But their freedoms? 33taw Aug 2021 #10

Can Gawd hurl a lightening bolt with precision accuracy? rurallib Aug 2021 #11

Covid is raging in Cullman. dbonds Aug 2021 #56

He tossed one at me pretty close........ lastlib Aug 2021 #75

Shouldn't they prohibit soup? I thought soup was dangerous. betsuni Aug 2021 #12

My toaster and I are one. Sneederbunk Aug 2021 #13

Never seen such an extensive list. Guess when you're dealing with morons..... spanone Aug 2021 #15

No E-cigs/vaping allowed but nothing about cigars/cigarettes/actual smoking? Hugh_Lebowski Aug 2021 #17

I thought that was interesting, too. Haggard Celine Aug 2021 #32

Look at the weather radar, at 9 p.m. Beachnutt Aug 2021 #18

Toaster? Rebl2 Aug 2021 #19

They should be glad they aren't in New York and New England FakeNoose Aug 2021 #20

Yep. CNN's vaunted concert has been rained out. Treefrog Aug 2021 #23

I kind of enjoyed Barry singing "I made it through the rain" over the phone Maru Kitteh Aug 2021 #26

The crowd should huddle close together gratuitous Aug 2021 #21

Balls. Maru Kitteh Aug 2021 #24

No toasters????? Grins Aug 2021 #25

and what the hell is Dick, "Missing teeth", Morris doing there?? 😂 🤣 😂 a kennedy Aug 2021 #27

Surprised that masks aren't on that list. Lady Freedom Returns Aug 2021 #31

I am guessing they weren't worried about anyone donning a mask. 33taw Aug 2021 #36

I notice guns are not on that list! kimbutgar Aug 2021 #33

That is because............. DFW Aug 2021 #38

"Weapons" are, though. What strikes me about this list, though, is spooky3 Aug 2021 #40

Put a fence around that group and just call it a COVID Hazmat Zone. kairos12 Aug 2021 #37

or a BumRushDaShow Aug 2021 #48

Even better. Show them continual Borat Films as re-education. kairos12 Aug 2021 #49

... BumRushDaShow Aug 2021 #50

cigarettes good. e-cigs and vapes bad. ??? nt orleans Aug 2021 #39

Aerosols! Mosquito repellent Johnny2X2X Aug 2021 #41

Ah, now that made me smile. niyad Aug 2021 #58

Well, we know that TFG can't deal with umbrellas! So nobody gets one... Rhiannon12866 Aug 2021 #42

What? No "worshers" or toasters? SheltieLover Aug 2021 #43

They forgot to ban a conscience or moral integrity. gordianot Aug 2021 #44

If there really was a God, he/she would have GoCubsGo Aug 2021 #45

Not as many as need to be dianaredwing Aug 2021 #51

So I guess vacuum cleaners would be OK to bring? OAITW r.2.0 Aug 2021 #47

Those extension cords could come in handy dianaredwing Aug 2021 #52

Talk about "cancel culture". nt pazzyanne Aug 2021 #54

This is on a cullman facebook post dbonds Aug 2021 #57

Damn funny!!! ALBliberal Aug 2021 #71

Doesn't Covid 19 spread easily in wet weather? Especially if the people are close together? East-A-Squared Aug 2021 #59

For freedumb lovers they sure tolerate a lot of restrictions. Crunchy Frog Aug 2021 #64

Well, that was worth the NYC Concert getting rained out I guess. SunSeeker Aug 2021 #66

Nope they'll have to pry that toaster luckone Aug 2021 #69

Denial of Second Amendment rights and the RW sheeple go right along with it. keithbvadu2 Aug 2021 #70

Every single item on that list except explosives Moebym Aug 2021 #73

Their spirits won't be dampened considering they have none..... KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2021 #76

"Prohibited Items"?! doughb Aug 2021 #77