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ecstatic

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88. Lol! Make one up

Reply to fescuerescue (Reply #31)

Tue Aug 24, 2021, 07:25 PM

Aug 2021

Some of the stories may not be true but I get a good laugh nonetheless.

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Maskless Maggat confronts me then cowers. A true and revealing event. [View all] bluewater Aug 2021 OP

I love this OP malaise Aug 2021 #1

And added bonus would have been: Come here, you want a taste of it? TheBlackAdder Aug 2021 #101

or Do you know if I have it? malaise Aug 2021 #104

That's great! StarryNite Aug 2021 #2

I may get a body camera to start collecting video on these clown asses. Throck Aug 2021 #3

Perfect response! 50 Shades Of Blue Aug 2021 #4

MY R.N. daughter homegirl Aug 2021 #52

I love El Paso people Bluesaph Aug 2021 #103

One of the greatest one liners ever. Scruffy1 Aug 2021 #5

I miss El Paso. I lived there for 2 years in the late 80's Maru Kitteh Aug 2021 #64

Hello fellow El Pasan! Nt bobandrileysmom Aug 2021 #76

blue, you done made my day!!! Leghorn21 Aug 2021 #6

I'm still waiting SweepPicker Aug 2021 #7

Keep us informed of your progress Picker - I'm kinda in the same mood most of the time. NoMoreRepugs Aug 2021 #9

I doubt anyone will give you trouble, they target women and elder men BlancheSplanchnik Aug 2021 #13

Some of my females friends say the same thing. Dan Aug 2021 #95

"I'm 58 and a pretty big guy." Mariana Aug 2021 #15

Exactly. nt SunSeeker Aug 2021 #58

I'm older than you and a petite woman. Treefrog Aug 2021 #78

71 female in Florida rides a scooter happened twice Oppaloopa Aug 2021 #81

Who wears a mask on a scooter? Treefrog Aug 2021 #84

I do especially in the grocery store. Oppaloopa Aug 2021 #107

I'm more of the "mind you own fucking business" type of responder. CanonRay Aug 2021 #8

Yep. You don't owe these assholes a reason. GoCubsGo Aug 2021 #74

I like that Unwind Your Mind Aug 2021 #97

Yeah, I'm all out of fucks to give CanonRay Aug 2021 #99

The thing to do if they don't run off right away... Pluvious Aug 2021 #10

Yes, yes, P, and punctuate the coughs with some bigly faux SNEEZES!!! Leghorn21 Aug 2021 #14

I posted a month ago SCantiGOP Aug 2021 #11

That's a good one nykym Aug 2021 #12

THAT is the one I want to use if I ever have the opportunity! ShazzieB Aug 2021 #100

Best OP title ever. JoanofArgh Aug 2021 #16

Thank you! bluewater Aug 2021 #17

Love it! IronLionZion Aug 2021 #18

Not even an apology Ishoutandscream2 Aug 2021 #19

Where the fuck do you live that people would actually act this way. beaglelover Aug 2021 #20

Eastern Connecticut bluewater Aug 2021 #23

Wow, I would never have suspected that. I grew up in N. NJ but have lived out here since 1988. beaglelover Aug 2021 #26

The naval base in New London adds to it too. bluewater Aug 2021 #28

Western NY is like that. Buffalo wnylib Aug 2021 #47

I live in a very small Eastern CT town as well mindfulNJ Aug 2021 #68

I live in a red area, and it would never happen where I am either. Treefrog Aug 2021 #41

are you serious? barbtries Aug 2021 #61

Just wait . . . AverageOldGuy Aug 2021 #62

Geez, anywhere there are enough cultists to let them feel their oats... JHB Aug 2021 #65

Where in S Cal do you live? Arresting Aug 2021 #85

North Hollywood. Never encountered a confrontational asshole in my 33 beaglelover Aug 2021 #89

My grandmother lived in North Hollywood in the 70s. Arresting Sep 2021 #108

Bullies are all cowards at heart. Rabrrrrrr Aug 2021 #21

I had a Dr. tell me to start coughing loudly in front of unmasked people and watch them clear out. 33taw Aug 2021 #22

Yuck, that would gross me out to cough into my mask. Treefrog Aug 2021 #67

It worked and I have only had to do it once. The man had his mask on his chin. 33taw Aug 2021 #70

I carry a number of masks with me. I would just switch it out in the restroom. niyad Aug 2021 #92

I don't understand why they feel the need to confront mask-wearers MissMillie Aug 2021 #24

But it's not your freedom they care about, just theirs... Wounded Bear Aug 2021 #59

Ha ha wendyb-NC Aug 2021 #25

You are awesome!!! Ka-Dinh Oy Aug 2021 #27

Interesting how these roid enhanced assclowns.... Aviation Pro Aug 2021 #29

K&R LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2021 #30

Why does everyone here always have all these great grocery line adventures? fescuerescue Aug 2021 #31

Simple, go to some red town where Qrump won. KS Toronado Aug 2021 #37

Except these stories seem to come out of blue towns. Treefrog Aug 2021 #43

Perhaps too many people are armed in red towns? ecstatic Aug 2021 #90

Ditto sarisataka Aug 2021 #40

Lol! Make one up ecstatic Aug 2021 #88

My favourite grocery store story came in the Before Times, the '16 campaign. I had niyad Aug 2021 #96

Perfect. His fear is refreshing. They fucking know. Just want to be bad ass and own the libs. Evolve Dammit Aug 2021 #32

When I see someone looking at me funny KS Toronado Aug 2021 #33

LOL! lagomorph777 Aug 2021 #49

That's perfect. Next time throw in a cough for good measure. Vinca Aug 2021 #34

Kicking for visibility! Niagara Aug 2021 #35

For what it's worth, this old person PoindexterOglethorpe Aug 2021 #36

Oh, that was perfect! PatSeg Aug 2021 #38

Hah! The ultimate weapon against these idiots. lagomorph777 Aug 2021 #39

I suspect the MAGAts are more afraid than we are nuxvomica Aug 2021 #42

If so, they have it exactly backwards. lagomorph777 Aug 2021 #51

That was perfect! N/t cate94 Aug 2021 #44

I think you've hit on the perfect respnose to them Warpy Aug 2021 #45

Great response!!! hamsterjill Aug 2021 #46

I start coughing, they move away fast! 2naSalit Aug 2021 #48

This is OUTSTANDING, bluewater! Bravo! calimary Aug 2021 #50

Lol. Bluethroughu Aug 2021 #53

Not Living In Fear is not going so well for this guy. Iggo Aug 2021 #54

You were lucky peppertree Aug 2021 #55

Yep. I've told some I've been around my daughter who works in an ICU ward with dying COVID patients. Liberty Belle Aug 2021 #56

Like the doctor said, turn your head and cough... Wounded Bear Aug 2021 #57

I love that answer! MuseRider Aug 2021 #60

"What are you afraid of?" Lemmings. JHB Aug 2021 #63

Somewhat surprised I haven't been confronted by a magat while wearing my masks. GoodRaisin Aug 2021 #66

I loved your response - I'll be using it myself! mrsadm Aug 2021 #69

I hope you scared... 3catwoman3 Aug 2021 #71

Very interesting. Joinfortmill Aug 2021 #72

Proper procedure... keithbvadu2 Aug 2021 #73

So the line running through this whole thread is they are brave and halfulglas Aug 2021 #75

I might say, I tested positive but the masks stop it right? n/t brewens Aug 2021 #77

i did something similar rdking647 Aug 2021 #79

Thank you for this! I will use your response. I passed two unmasked women at Walmart today. LaMouffette Aug 2021 #80

Their toughness act is just that Moebym Aug 2021 #82

I wish I could remember that if anyone confronts me. BigmanPigman Aug 2021 #83

Excellent, thank you. TNNurse Aug 2021 #86

Lol! I am so glad I don't come across these aggressive maskholes ecstatic Aug 2021 #87

"If you want what I've got, I'll gladly take my mask off" BlueIdaho Aug 2021 #91

lol Demovictory9 Aug 2021 #93

great answer and comeback. ill remember this . AllaN01Bear Aug 2021 #94

This message was self-deleted by its author Moebym Aug 2021 #98

You could have followed with.... DFW Aug 2021 #102

Great one empedocles Aug 2021 #105

they don't believe in masks, until they do. LOL. Javaman Aug 2021 #106