Trump Claims He Won German Election

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26. ANDY BOROWITZ!!!

OMG I needed this, this morning!

Thought I’d earned a couple of days off from my Indivisible group after almost a solid month of rally organizing (TWO rallies two weeks apart), planning, writing, editing, and generating loads of emails and calls and invitations and announcements, promotion before, during, and after, and I thought I was done.

And then, wouldn’t ya know it, I get one of those “hey, I just sent you an email, could you just check …” calls this morning and, well, shit, you get the idea. Sorry to complain. I thought today and tomorrow were free ‘n’ clear. Nope.

So a timely Andy Borowitz contribution helps salvage the day! MANY thanks!

(Btw, the other consolation prize: at least both events went well. 30 people the first time - and it’s usually 5-7 of us actually showing up. And FIFTY people plus a few local dignitaries came to the second one and we even got press coverage! So there IS that!)