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North Shore Chicago

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22. Everyone knows
Sun Nov 21, 2021, 08:58 AM
Nov 2021

a group of young girls pose a grave threat to all who encounter them.



*They may with force, tie up both of your hands and make you buy cookies.

*They may wave cardboard signs within tens of feet of your car demanding they wash your car in order for their band to go to Omaha for summer music camp.


Be very aware of gangs of young girls.

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Paranoia and stupidity are a dangerous mix. nt Progressive Jones Nov 2021 #1
Especially so when alcohol is used as the solvent . . . Journeyman Nov 2021 #8
If he was drunk he's not much of a Mormon. ShazzieB Nov 2021 #18
Could be a Jack Mormon . . . Journeyman Nov 2021 #20
what a dickwad orleans Nov 2021 #2
Thanks for nothing, sheriff. tanyev Nov 2021 #3
Yep Demovictory9 Nov 2021 #11
Well, if he was scared of the girls SCantiGOP Nov 2021 #4
My first thought exactly. mjvpi Nov 2021 #14
This guy is a real piece of work exboyfil Nov 2021 #5
Goddamn inbred idiot potatohead dalton99a Nov 2021 #6
I guess they're lucky to be alive. If he was afraid he could have just killed them. onecaliberal Nov 2021 #7
paranoid gun humper Skittles Nov 2021 #9
My god. Deuxcents Nov 2021 #10
Large majority of Pro Gun types are just like him JI7 Nov 2021 #12
"Thanks for nothing, asshole!" Doodley Nov 2021 #13
"as of this Monday, no charges have been filed." WTF? cstanleytech Nov 2021 #15
Cops can get away with nearly anything sakabatou Nov 2021 #17
And no charges will be filed, either. Prof. Toru Tanaka Nov 2021 #21
Well, he couldn't have been too scared PJMcK Nov 2021 #16
"Idaho Man" is giving "Florida Man" a run for his money. Prof. Toru Tanaka Nov 2021 #19
Everyone knows North Shore Chicago Nov 2021 #22
People who are that paranoid shouldn't be cops. MineralMan Nov 2021 #23
lol PrOtEcTiNg AnD sErViNg WhiskeyGrinder Nov 2021 #24
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