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GoneOffShore

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29. I just came here to say that.

Reply to Tomconroy (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 12, 2022, 02:34 PM

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A MAN claims his penis has shrunk by an inch-and-a-half due to Covid, and doctors say it can't be fi [View all] Omen78 Jan 2022 OP

Well you would think they'd want to avoid getting Covid in that case. milestogo Jan 2022 #1

I guess you would call this: Short Covid. Tomconroy Jan 2022 #2

......... alittlelark Jan 2022 #14

I just came here to say that. GoneOffShore Jan 2022 #29

Definitely wins... Wuddles440 Jan 2022 #31

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! relayerbob Jan 2022 #33

*fixed* - The thread title was intriguing "can't be fi" - Fixed, Can't be Fixed. UTUSN Jan 2022 #3

He must constantly measure it. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2022 #4

Ha! BComplex Jan 2022 #17

Go out and buy a bigger gun dalton99a Jan 2022 #5

flaccid or ? onethatcares Jan 2022 #6

You beat me to it. grumpyduck Jan 2022 #9

Great cuz I'm tired of the limp puns on this thread unweird Jan 2022 #43

I suspect that it would be more effective if this were more... TreasonousBastard Jan 2022 #7

But would they actually notice? GoneOffShore Jan 2022 #30

Snicker. niyad Jan 2022 #65

😆😆😆😆 JackSabbath Jan 2022 #8

It's often, ironically, called "long COVID." Earth-shine Jan 2022 #10

Why do I think these are guys who have finally come up with an excuse to use? Vinca Jan 2022 #11

The medical community ought to start trumpeting this side effect to the anti vaxxers. Diamond_Dog Jan 2022 #12

Never happen KS Toronado Jan 2022 #48

you do not need to use the link button to post URL's, simply paste them directly, the link button Celerity Jan 2022 #13

So... 2naSalit Jan 2022 #15

I am not an expert on mens' penises (lesbi), sorry. That said, I would think that a tiny todger Celerity Jan 2022 #18

Yep, happened to me! Glamrock Jan 2022 #16

No wonder Trump got vaxxed jcgoldie Jan 2022 #19

I had the exact opposite Busterscruggs Jan 2022 #20

Better watch out for a sudden breeze. lpbk2713 Jan 2022 #26

That isn't a problem Busterscruggs Jan 2022 #32

They let you back in? Probatim Jan 2022 #37

You're bragging about three and a half? n/t Harker Jan 2022 #45

In the journey of a thousand Busterscruggs Jan 2022 #53

That's the spirit! Harker Jan 2022 #55

Just the opposite happened to me maxrandb Jan 2022 #21

There was a cartoon/fake story that the vaccine would make it bigger. keithbvadu2 Jan 2022 #22

covid is natural selection bucolic_frolic Jan 2022 #23

Expect more "Viagra treats Covid" articles emailed by your Uncle Jimbo. Efilroft Sul Jan 2022 #24

Hard or soft option? Doc Sportello Jan 2022 #25

This message was self-deleted by its author Zambero Jan 2022 #27

Well, if his lung function has returned to normal... Zambero Jan 2022 #28

This vaccine brought to you by- Pfizer! James48 Jan 2022 #34

What he meant by "above average" relayerbob Jan 2022 #35

Fully vaxxed and boosted, how come mine didn't get bigger? ( asking for a friend) 634-5789 Jan 2022 #36

Whoa, Pony Cheviteau Jan 2022 #38

Ummm... Mr. Evil Jan 2022 #39

Also impotence. NT Nululu Jan 2022 #40

Surely a touch of Viagra Xoan Jan 2022 #41

ha! maybe the QAnon fools heard of the shrinking thing and came up with Viagra in response RussBLib Jan 2022 #58

Gives new meaning to the term... orwell Jan 2022 #42

Covid is a circulatory disease IzzaNuDay Jan 2022 #44

Confused Codifer Jan 2022 #46

OMG! ROFL. So sorry. Joinfortmill Jan 2022 #47

Conservatives will be using the "COVID shrank it" excuse soon IronLionZion Jan 2022 #49

Best excuse since "I was in the pool" FakeNoose Jan 2022 #51

Is he seeing a shrink? L. Coyote Jan 2022 #50

Really? Aussie105 Jan 2022 #52

Length or circumference? boston bean Jan 2022 #54

Why do I not believe this guy? Initech Jan 2022 #56

well, it IS the Sun, so..... RussBLib Jan 2022 #57

He then bought a lifted pickup & an AR-15... CaptainTruth Jan 2022 #59

Covid Dick should be the incentive to get vaccinated! Emile Jan 2022 #60

Here: PCIntern Jan 2022 #61

Cue George Costanza progressoid Jan 2022 #62

This would not happen to me... LuckyCharms Jan 2022 #63

Don't REC this thread anymore!!!!!! LuckyCharms Jan 2022 #64