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Captain Zero

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16. He was never home. Always out digging tunnels.

Reply to malaise (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 27, 2022, 04:30 PM

Jan 2022

That's why she's the estranged wife.

Probably all muddy and nasty when he did get back inside the house.

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"Folks, if you ever feel tempted to rent a backhoe and dig escape tunnels in the backyard" [View all] bigtree Jan 2022 OP

This guy is a nutcase and needs to be in custody LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2022 #1

That or keep the wife happy malaise Jan 2022 #2

She's had a restraining order on him SCantiGOP Jan 2022 #8

One more women hating monster malaise Jan 2022 #12

This message was self-deleted by its author malaise Jan 2022 #13

He was never home. Always out digging tunnels. Captain Zero Jan 2022 #16

Well there you have the proverbial malaise Jan 2022 #22

just like the TFG , digging a deeper hole to put his pos ass in !!!!!!!!!!! monkeyman1 Jan 2022 #35

She is estranged because he was abusive to her and the kids obamanut2012 Jan 2022 #44

Even Elmer J Fudd would be able to catch this dweeb. nt Carlitos Brigante Jan 2022 #3

We'we hunting insuwectionists? lagomorph777 Jan 2022 #26

. Carlitos Brigante Jan 2022 #27

LOL! Poiuyt Jan 2022 #31

That's where they caught Saddam lame54 Jan 2022 #4

Maybe he dug them to escape zombies KS Toronado Jan 2022 #5

Was this before he shot his eye out? plimsoll Jan 2022 #6

He has acknowledged that he doesn't need the eye patch SCantiGOP Jan 2022 #10

What's really badass is the glasses over the eye patch. /s/ OMGWTF Jan 2022 #21

So COSplay. plimsoll Jan 2022 #29

I thought he shot himself in the eye during an accidental firearm discharge? mahina Jan 2022 #42

That's what I've heard SCantiGOP Jan 2022 #43

This is bougie suburban Dallas JCMach1 Jan 2022 #7

OMG Too funny. 😂😂😂. nt okaawhatever Jan 2022 #40

what does "bougie" mean? CTyankee Jan 2022 #52

Urban Dictionary definition JCMach1 Jan 2022 #54

Toss em in his fucking hole Traildogbob Jan 2022 #9

Eypatch guy's wife was abused screamcheese Jan 2022 #11

"Views himself as a very special person.... SergeStorms Jan 2022 #20

The landlord approved of what he did obamanut2012 Jan 2022 #45

For rent, 3 bedroom w/ two escape tunnels. Criminals only need apply. L. Coyote Jan 2022 #51

He must be an "Oaf Keeper" as well. SergeStorms Jan 2022 #53

One eye gun guy went to law school?!? OMGWTF Jan 2022 #23

Yes. It's an all too common mistake here to think all MAGAs & Insurrectionists are uneducated... Hekate Jan 2022 #33

Yale Law School, believe it or not. nt okaawhatever Jan 2022 #41

Yale -- Ms. Adams paid his way with her money obamanut2012 Jan 2022 #46

Deep state might still find him underground IronLionZion Jan 2022 #14

I see what you did there - good one! OMGWTF Jan 2022 #24

"if tempted" - don't tell your wife or let her take pics!1 UTUSN Jan 2022 #15

Yale man. Figures Evolve Dammit Jan 2022 #17

Typical republican idiot. Emile Jan 2022 #18

It seems to me if the coup had succeeded, Captain Zero Jan 2022 #19

Did the press get a picture of his, "no girls allowed" sign? FSogol Jan 2022 #25

Just where did he tunnel to... Mazeltov Cocktail Jan 2022 #28

Pull in a septic tank "honey dipper" truck and let it loose into the holes. roamer65 Jan 2022 #30

I would be so tempted to put huge rocks on the entrances when he's inside. n/t TygrBright Jan 2022 #32

These Oaf Creepers always look like they crawled out from under a rock. sop Jan 2022 #34

Can't stop thinking about animal rescue videos now Grokenstein Jan 2022 #36

Was he hunting for his eyepatch? calimary Jan 2022 #37

I see that picture and all I think is: Downtown Hound Jan 2022 #38

I'm sorry, but digging tunnels in the yard of a RENTAL house???? Drum Jan 2022 #39

His landlord approved obamanut2012 Jan 2022 #47

Lol. Too ridiculous. His insurance company will no doubt Hortensis Jan 2022 #48

Omg Drum Jan 2022 #50

Aww, how cute -- hiding in the bunker, just like tRump... Blue Owl Jan 2022 #49