I just couldn't help myself. [View all]
In the checkout line at the grocery store this morning I noticed that the guy in front of me was wearing a red LGB! (Let's Go Brandon!) hat. (I live in a reliably blue enclave in Northern Virginia, but we still have our idiots.)
Upon catching his eye I told him, "Nice hat." He smirked a little bit and replied, "Hell yes!". I then asked, "How do you identify?" With an extremely confused look on his face he sort of grunted, "Huh?" I responded, "You know, LGB ... I fully support you, but are you lesbian, gay, or bi-sexual?"
The cashier laughed so hard that she was actually snorting, and the woman behind me joined in. The guy never said a word, just harrumphed, paid his bill, and left. I only had a few items to purchase, so by the time I got to the parking lot, he had just finished loading his groceries and was backing out of his parking space.
He flipped me off and I blew him a kiss.
He wasn't wearing his hat anymore.
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