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56. First Mary knew about it was the announcement by Gabriel.

Reply to lyingsackofmitt (Reply #42)

Thu Oct 25, 2012, 06:50 PM

Oct 2012

Gabriel is associated with the moon. Mary missed her monthly.

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'Mother Mary Was Essentially Raped,' Mourdock Says [View all] Ichingcarpenter Oct 2012 OP

That last line is true, not satire. Barack_America Oct 2012 #1

Actually the title, according to the Bible is also true, she was raped. Lionessa Oct 2012 #21

This goes back to Zeus Ichingcarpenter Oct 2012 #27

No doubt, but as I mention below, it's ludicrous to harrangue Lionessa Oct 2012 #35

BTW, who does this guy's hair, anyway? hifiguy Oct 2012 #41

Barber Paradox (Russell's Paradox) crunch60 Oct 2012 #72

Good thing hell doesn't exist! eom BlueCaliDem Oct 2012 #2

This message was self-deleted by its author OldHippieChick Oct 2012 #3

That blasphemous Mourdock would say that meow2u3 Oct 2012 #4

And curiously, if he said it, how would it be inaccurate? Lionessa Oct 2012 #23

You know you have reached bizarro-land when you have to check whether you're reading the onion or a Mass Oct 2012 #5

Exactly. Lucinda Oct 2012 #11

Ain't it the truth! Arkansas Granny Oct 2012 #16

+1 n/t lapislzi Oct 2012 #20

I thought it was serious until I got to the URL in the link hvn_nbr_2 Oct 2012 #47

I had serious doubts that it would be The Onion! deutsey Oct 2012 #80

It really scares me when... Whiskeytide Oct 2012 #6

I honestly was thinking this morning. warrior1 Oct 2012 #7

When you find yourself in a hole.. sendero Oct 2012 #8

And then there is this little gem as well... WCGreen Oct 2012 #9

Heh. MadrasT Oct 2012 #13

So if a man is a rapist, he is godlike. liberalmuse Oct 2012 #10

Well, WE are living in the 21st century. It's just they who are not. Gregorian Oct 2012 #15

Yes, it does help with perspective, and thank you. liberalmuse Oct 2012 #62

You and me both.. txdemsftw Oct 2012 #19

While I can't believe we hold a book that endorses a god who raped in such high esteem in the 21st Lionessa Oct 2012 #24

Yes you see, It's God setting a good example for all Christian men to follow...if crunch60 Oct 2012 #73

Let's compromise and just say "The divine will of God is biologically impossible." Bucky Oct 2012 #12

Todd Akin wiould disagree with Muordock.. impregnation by rape, not possible, our crunch60 Oct 2012 #74

Republicans deserve some Ass Kicking Berlum Oct 2012 #14

You pretty much quoted Barry Goldwater verbatim Wednesdays Oct 2012 #65

Another "Oponion" ThoughtCriminal Oct 2012 #17

What's really sad is that I believed this was serious all the way til the end! riderinthestorm Oct 2012 #18

Tina Fey says about this clown Ichingcarpenter Oct 2012 #22

Count me in as someone read that and thought it could be true and not satire cherish44 Oct 2012 #25

I thought it was real. WilliamPitt Oct 2012 #26

The Immaculate Conception has NOTHING to do with Jesus. forestpath Oct 2012 #28

It's my favorite misbelief hoboken123 Oct 2012 #58

The people I've won that bet with were all Catholics! That was the funny thing, they were SO sure forestpath Oct 2012 #61

Not sure on that hoboken123 Oct 2012 #66

Then it wasn't a virgin birth Ezlivin Oct 2012 #29

Crap.. txdemsftw Oct 2012 #30

Wow, i totally believed this until I scrolled to the bottom. That is the state of the Repub party. Pisces Oct 2012 #31

I almost posted this but I thought it would get locked... joeybee12 Oct 2012 #32

Well the Mormon church used to exboyfil Oct 2012 #33

Loving this libodem Oct 2012 #34

Funny thing about christianity lyingsackofmitt Oct 2012 #36

But it wasnt a forcible rape. It's a miracle Jesus was even conceived. nm rhett o rick Oct 2012 #39

Welcome to DU my friend. hrmjustin Oct 2012 #40

Details get kind of fuzzy lyingsackofmitt Oct 2012 #42

ok my friend, hey I hope you have a great time in DU. hrmjustin Oct 2012 #46

Welcome to DU. Rozlee Oct 2012 #55

First Mary knew about it was the announcement by Gabriel. aquart Oct 2012 #56

LOL.. crunch60 Oct 2012 #75

Welcome to DU! liberalmuse Oct 2012 #63

Yeah, you're going to fit in just fine. Union Scribe Oct 2012 #82

Teehee Solly Mack Oct 2012 #37

Argh...ya got me on the onion article! Didn't catch it. tjwash Oct 2012 #38

damn you, I so wanted that to be true Hamlette Oct 2012 #43

Didn't even occur to me that this might be satire until I saw the link. nt RedCappedBandit Oct 2012 #44

Yeah, but He was her Father, so it's different. montanto Oct 2012 #45

:D lexw Oct 2012 #48

Please proceed, Mr Mourdock slutticus Oct 2012 #49

Yikes! H2O Man Oct 2012 #50

Jeez--I think he's reading DU. Jackpine Radical Oct 2012 #51

K & R !!! WillyT Oct 2012 #52

The Onion is no longer satire. Faygo Kid Oct 2012 #53

Thanks for the laugh, but I am fairly certain that his real views politicaljack78 Oct 2012 #54

Mary, Mary quite contrary, raped by God mindwalker_i Oct 2012 #57

You had me for a minute. n/t AverageJoe90 Oct 2012 #59

Love the Onion, but the theology is wrong. colorado_ufo Oct 2012 #60

I almost missed the Onion thing too. I was about to weigh in with my Catholic school theology. bklyncowgirl Oct 2012 #76

And all this time I'd understood it was a virgin birth Zambero Oct 2012 #64

What does it say that when I first saw this, I thought it was for real? AngryOldDem Oct 2012 #67

Onions belong in lounges. WinkyDink Oct 2012 #68

Oh yeah. The Onion. Matariki Oct 2012 #69

You know how fucked up America has become when it's not easy to realize that was the onion Marrah_G Oct 2012 #70

Mourdock is an idiot CRETAN with a two dollar haircut! crunch60 Oct 2012 #71

Jon Stewart last night : he worships a rape-loving deity Ichingcarpenter Oct 2012 #77

Bartcop ... new name for the GOP napkinz Oct 2012 #78

Heresy!! TrogL Oct 2012 #79

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It's worse than you think cdavy88 Oct 2012 #83

Fuck... I rage-posted this to facebook before I realized it was The Onion BarackTheVote Oct 2012 #84