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lexx21

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34. As a kid growing up in a methodist church..

Fri Oct 26, 2012, 08:18 AM

Oct 2012

most of the people there seemed to be pretty normal (what we would call "normal" here). I have to ask myself "where in the hell did these people today come from?"

It seems that they crawled out from under some primitive baptist church rock or something.

If you have never heard of a primitive baptist before, look it up. It will likely make you skin crawl.

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Former Republican official: �You can�t be a Christian if you don�t own a gun� [View all] Canuckistanian Oct 2012 OP

There are no words. hrmjustin Oct 2012 #1

Wow. Rick ungar Oct 2012 #2

I guess I am a good Christian... sarisataka Oct 2012 #3

Yes, Jesus said just that. cthulu2016 Oct 2012 #4

Took the words right out of my mouth! Indpndnt Oct 2012 #5

Look at the graphic behind that gutless scumsucking cretin. cliffordu Oct 2012 #6

Well, obviously... susanna Oct 2012 #7

Where'd he get that? The lost Book of Colt? bluesbassman Oct 2012 #8

You missed a passage sarisataka Oct 2012 #12

Amen Brother Maynard! bluesbassman Oct 2012 #16

"Now go and change your armor". n/t A HERETIC I AM Oct 2012 #30

I guess that makes me a Happy Heathen. BVictor1 Oct 2012 #9

Notice? "Former" Archae Oct 2012 #10

WWJD? pokerfan Oct 2012 #11

shouldn't that be WWJS? whistler162 Oct 2012 #29

or... pokerfan Oct 2012 #36

Or maybe WWJC? LibertyLover Oct 2012 #52

ROFLMAO!!! truebrit71 Oct 2012 #39

Please tell me that picture is satire. nt Tommy_Carcetti Oct 2012 #43

I always assumed it was pokerfan Oct 2012 #50

Pervert. aquart Oct 2012 #13

and here I thought it was the other way around gopiscrap Oct 2012 #14

I guess that is one interpretation of the Sermon on the Mount Douglas Carpenter Oct 2012 #15

I'm his worst nightmare Samjm Oct 2012 #17

me too liberal_at_heart Oct 2012 #18

indeed Samjm Oct 2012 #25

Same here, and I have several guns, he better not think all lefties are pacifists. nt. Raine Oct 2012 #22

I'm a big pacifist and i have access to at least 3 guns.... slampoet Oct 2012 #28

Jesus was a bad Christian CreekDog Oct 2012 #19

My wife's pictorial reaction: coalition_unwilling Oct 2012 #20

Even God never used anything beyond a bow and arrow. This guy is out of line. dimbear Oct 2012 #21

When he said "turn the other cheek" quaker bill Oct 2012 #23

I knew there was a reason I don't own guns or do religion madokie Oct 2012 #24

Whatever happened to "He who lives by the sword will die by the sword."? bklyncowgirl Oct 2012 #26

If you can't be a Christian w/o a gun , the Chinese invented being a Christian. slampoet Oct 2012 #27

Turning plowshares into swords. eShirl Oct 2012 #31

If you took away Christians' guns only the sinners would be armed! HereSince1628 Oct 2012 #32

To be that kind of Christian you will need a banjo too. modem77 Oct 2012 #33

As a kid growing up in a methodist church.. lexx21 Oct 2012 #34

"Primitive" is the operative word. hifiguy Oct 2012 #40

Now that's pretty fucked up. nt hack89 Oct 2012 #35

Woah woah woah... LP2K12 Oct 2012 #37

Un-fking believable. hifiguy Oct 2012 #38

Nothing says being a follower of a communal, long haired, pacifistic, religious hippie freak� MrScorpio Oct 2012 #41

That poor Jesus guy is screwed. Tommy_Carcetti Oct 2012 #42

Not real Christians: Aristus Oct 2012 #44

What a fuckwit. And some people say these theocrats aren't dangerous. GoneOffShore Oct 2012 #45

From the Book of Armaments: sadbear Oct 2012 #46

why does anyone hand asshats like this a microphone...? mike_c Oct 2012 #47

Er, Jesus didn't own a gun. KamaAina Oct 2012 #48

Gives new meaning to the phrase "praise the lord and pass the ammo". Initech Oct 2012 #49

Bet he's invested in guns and ammo manufactures Ya Basta Oct 2012 #51

I own around 75 guns and I am not a Christian! n/t Meg_Griffin_1 Oct 2012 #53

Did Christ own a gun? Was he a Christian? gollygee Oct 2012 #54

Here is proof that Jesus was in favor of guns Hugabear Oct 2012 #55

Every day I read this stupidity, I'M thankful for being Atheist. sarcasmo Oct 2012 #56

As Jesus said: Blessed are the gun owners, for they shall create a profit for the gun manufacturers. LeftishBrit Oct 2012 #57

This guy is one twisted turd.... lexx21 Oct 2012 #58