Trucker convoy drivers "peeing their pants in D.C. traffic" [View all]
This story brought a smile to my face this morning:
Blaming the mayor for making you pee your pants is ... not something grown-ups do. Welcome to the People's Convoy.
When they said theyd be livestreaming, this isnt what we had in mind.
The remaining truckers in Washington, D.C., who gathered for a convoy earlier this month are apparently having trouble finding places to relieve themselves as they circle the D.C. Beltway.
So much so that theyre peeing their pants with some regularity.
Source:
Huffington Post
It turns out that the Peephole's Convoy is considering threatening D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser and city police officers with of citizen's arrest.
The convoy has been casting about for a raison detre since states nationwide have relaxed their mask and vaccine mandates. The truckers original cause ― COVID-19 restrictions ― has ceased to be a galvanizing force.
Too bad the World's Biggest SORE LOSER can't -- or won't -- help them out with some Depends!