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KY_EnviroGuy

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56. Carrying around all that fruit salad and being around Putin will do it.

Reply to FelineOverlord (Original post)

Thu Apr 14, 2022, 05:09 PM

Apr 2022

I suspect the only safe profession in Russia right now is bartender......

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Putin's defense minister has had a "massive heart attack" [View all] FelineOverlord Apr 2022 OP

The fabled Russian Heart Attack Tommy Carcetti Apr 2022 #1

Second time for this guy Effete Snob Apr 2022 #12

imagine my surprise when reading this... Bird Lady Apr 2022 #63

Yes, often brought on after an unfortunate fall from a 4th story window Pachamama Apr 2022 #71

Keep going Putin lame54 Apr 2022 #2

Come on, Vladl! Show 'em who's boss! Why stop now??? lindysalsagal Apr 2022 #50

Bummer. milestogo Apr 2022 #3

That is a wonderful quote by Desmond Tutu Escurumbele Apr 2022 #47

Is Russia realizing that Ukraine is up for the battle and in the end . . .... Lovie777 Apr 2022 #4

Electrodes connected to your testicles will do that COL Mustard Apr 2022 #5

Or said heart attack occurred between the 3rd and 4th floors of the building he was tossed from. zuul Apr 2022 #25

That's also a possibility COL Mustard Apr 2022 #38

Yeah I always say that rapid deceleration sucks. Lucky Luciano Apr 2022 #44

Gravity is only a theory. rickford66 Apr 2022 #45

I love DU! lindysalsagal Apr 2022 #51

Have you done your own research? COL Mustard Apr 2022 #68

Of course rickford66 Apr 2022 #70

Zing!!! COL Mustard Apr 2022 #73

Well, the heart does stop. yardwork Apr 2022 #52

And blood pressure goes to zero COL Mustard Apr 2022 #69

I'm sorry, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oldsoftie Apr 2022 #67

Ha! Too true. JanMichael Apr 2022 #48

I wonder if this was before or after the self-inflicted severe beating. nt Buns_of_Fire Apr 2022 #6

It was after he shot himself in the back of the head - twice. Ray Bruns Apr 2022 #14

...at close range..... lastlib Apr 2022 #54

With a bow and arrow ... Straw Man Apr 2022 #72

The heart attack occurred while he was falling from a fifth-story window. Aristus Apr 2022 #7

How long does that take? Effete Snob Apr 2022 #13

He was woozy dweller Apr 2022 #16

DUzy worthy! Brother Buzz Apr 2022 #19

Onto a bullet mahina Apr 2022 #22

LOL... LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #29

I didn't know he had a heart. nt thucythucy Apr 2022 #8

His heart was attacked by a bullet. Irish_Dem Apr 2022 #9

Let's go, Putin. Turbineguy Apr 2022 #10

He had one last month too Effete Snob Apr 2022 #11

You'll never die from a heart attack .... if you have tea with Putin. nt usonian Apr 2022 #15

"which led to Russia's defeat in the war against Ukraine." 867-5309. Apr 2022 #17

time for the fabled 'window drop' Celerity Apr 2022 #18

Potassium Chloride speak easy Apr 2022 #40

Putin can't help it if the guy can't hold his polonium. Hassin Bin Sober Apr 2022 #20

I read that last night and thought it was satire. Crunchy Frog Apr 2022 #21

Pooptin had to have somebody to kill... 2naSalit Apr 2022 #23

IIRC, in Soviet times they would say someone had a "brain aneurysm" nuxvomica Apr 2022 #24

As he fell out of a window? tblue37 Apr 2022 #26

hmm blogslug Apr 2022 #27

Massive heart attack, all right meow2u3 Apr 2022 #28

Poisoning will do that to you obamanut2012 Apr 2022 #30

Didn't think you could have a heart attack with no heart. 🤔 nt Raine Apr 2022 #31

High speed lead poisoning? lonely bird Apr 2022 #32

😂 MerryBlooms Apr 2022 #39

You can't make this stuff up. nolabear Apr 2022 #33

By "massive heart attack" MontanaMama Apr 2022 #34

At this rate, Putin is going to run out of Novichok. nt SunSeeker Apr 2022 #35

Dang, I knew I should've bought stock in that stuff. FailureToCommunicate Apr 2022 #55

Shoigu is one of Putin's oldest friends, if he has any friends. maxsolomon Apr 2022 #36

Vlad taught them well.... lindysalsagal Apr 2022 #53

Right? SunSeeker Apr 2022 #58

Darn. I was hoping that the general was helping Putin through his heart attack ffr Apr 2022 #37

Suuuuure. Just like Aleksander Litvinenko..... nt Carlitos Brigante Apr 2022 #41

Putin's 'special military operation' is turning to shit right before his eyes. lpbk2713 Apr 2022 #42

Figure it out on your own, Russians world wide wally Apr 2022 #43

Putin's fallen back to what he knows he does best. Kablooie Apr 2022 #46

Betcha can't kill just one!! hatrack Apr 2022 #49

Carrying around all that fruit salad and being around Putin will do it. KY_EnviroGuy Apr 2022 #56

easy come-easy go llashram Apr 2022 #57

Looks like a lot of Captains are due for promotion gaskinite Apr 2022 #59

Putin's defense minister has had a "massive heart attack" anamnua Apr 2022 #60

Not needed anyway BWdem4life Apr 2022 #61

Strange how Russian heart attacks can break bones and crush skulls. C Moon Apr 2022 #62

Did he fall out of a window? nycbos Apr 2022 #64

Is this the guy who had to tell Rooty about the ship? Mysterian Apr 2022 #65

I believe I said it here first... Trueblue Texan Apr 2022 #66

+1, uponit7771 Apr 2022 #74

To top that bad news they lost their flag ship to a few Ukrainians giving them the finger! Emile Apr 2022 #75