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LuckyCharms

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52. It's only painful the first time.

Sat Apr 16, 2022, 08:45 PM

Apr 2022

After the first time, the pain kind of flattens out.

You should do it no more than once a month, according to the experts.

Too frequently, and you end up with what is called "pancake penis", and trust me, you don't want to know any more details than that.

I apologize for spamming your thread, but you know I live for threads like this.

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"I promise you are not prepared for Tucker's latest montage" [View all] Nevilledog Apr 2022 OP

WTF is THAT? MuseRider Apr 2022 #1

seriously W T E L F? Was that Zuckerberg sinking into the water? CurtEastPoint Apr 2022 #8

That is who I thought it was. MuseRider Apr 2022 #9

Is Zuckerberg sinking because he's not manly enough? yardwork Apr 2022 #30

Lol, I have no idea MuseRider Apr 2022 #32

"Men who are tough...men who are resourceful..." Grokenstein Apr 2022 #2

Absolutely PatSeg Apr 2022 #27

But, is it art? Hugin Apr 2022 #3

Maaybe it's the end of men because they radiate their balls and they become Baitball Blogger Apr 2022 #4

Viagra commercial Nevilledog Apr 2022 #44

I think tucky made a film of what he dreams about. LakeArenal Apr 2022 #5

Alrighty then Solly Mack Apr 2022 #6

I was never much of a bully, but if Tucker had been at my school, all bets would have been off. brewens Apr 2022 #7

Is that satire? Seriously, what is that? harumph Apr 2022 #10

Gave a Soft Cell or Madonna vibe. I had sound off. JanMichael Apr 2022 #11

Even better. It was to the theme of 2001:A Space Odyssey. Iggo Apr 2022 #51

Yup, everything Tucker is not. Wednesdays Apr 2022 #12

O.M.G...Not that there's anything wrong with that DET Apr 2022 #13

Holy-Ka-Fuck. denbot Apr 2022 #14

I hope that those men will give Tucker the love... Buckeye_Democrat Apr 2022 #15

What the hell! ornotna Apr 2022 #16

Ok. What the hell did I just watch? smirkymonkey Apr 2022 #17

That appears to be filmed in Russia. Emile Apr 2022 #18

I have a question... LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #19

LOL +1. What is the point of a penis illuminator? Emile Apr 2022 #20

I'm still trying to figure out what that device actually is. LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #22

OMG lol. You are on a roll today, don't stop! Emile Apr 2022 #23

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LOL conceived in a broom closet at a bow tie manufacturing plant Emile Apr 2022 #25

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Could the penis illuminator have something to do with revitalizing a covid penis? Emile Apr 2022 #31

Perhaps a penis is like a LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #33

.... yardwork Apr 2022 #38

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Jesus, there are LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #55

I read that first as "penis laminator" which just sounded painful Nevilledog Apr 2022 #39

It's only painful the first time. LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #52

All is revealed (so to speak): one must now tan one's testicles to increase testosterone muriel_volestrangler Apr 2022 #49

I...I... LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #53

Men Like pressbox69 Apr 2022 #21

Why is nobody mentioning the cow teat grab???!!!! yardwork Apr 2022 #28

When tough men attempt to milk a cow for the first time LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #34

I hadn't thought of that!!!!! yardwork Apr 2022 #35

That's because LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #37

Makes sense now why there was no bucket to catch the milk Nevilledog Apr 2022 #48

But if you look closely... LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #56

It seems it's some sort of documentary about men having lower testosterone levels these days. Dial H For Hero Apr 2022 #29

The sad thing is, it IS a really big story NickB79 Apr 2022 #40

No money shot?? skypilot Apr 2022 #36

There's certainly nothing at all homoerotic about that video DavidDvorkin Apr 2022 #41

... Nevilledog Apr 2022 #45

It's a retread of Nazi propaganda Wednesdays Apr 2022 #42

Further down the thread, some genius overlayed YMCA on this. haele Apr 2022 #46

Post 45 ☝ Nevilledog Apr 2022 #47

Oh my god, Tucker. Just do it. Holding it inside is killing you. Iggo Apr 2022 #50

Cool, I'm all for Tucker going to Russia to fight on the front lines and show us how tough he is. nt Quixote1818 Apr 2022 #54