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LuckyCharms

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55. Jesus, there are

Sat Apr 16, 2022, 09:06 PM

Apr 2022

better ways to warm your crotch, Tucker.

Know what I'm sayin'?

Catchin' my drift there, Tucker?

You know that face he always makes? I'm actually making the same face as I'm thinking of the penis light. The 25,000 lumen testosterone light. The penis light that will burn your retinas as if you stared into a solar eclipse. The penis light, on sale now at Harbor Freight.

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"I promise you are not prepared for Tucker's latest montage" [View all] Nevilledog Apr 2022 OP

WTF is THAT? MuseRider Apr 2022 #1

seriously W T E L F? Was that Zuckerberg sinking into the water? CurtEastPoint Apr 2022 #8

That is who I thought it was. MuseRider Apr 2022 #9

Is Zuckerberg sinking because he's not manly enough? yardwork Apr 2022 #30

Lol, I have no idea MuseRider Apr 2022 #32

"Men who are tough...men who are resourceful..." Grokenstein Apr 2022 #2

Absolutely PatSeg Apr 2022 #27

But, is it art? Hugin Apr 2022 #3

Maaybe it's the end of men because they radiate their balls and they become Baitball Blogger Apr 2022 #4

Viagra commercial Nevilledog Apr 2022 #44

I think tucky made a film of what he dreams about. LakeArenal Apr 2022 #5

Alrighty then Solly Mack Apr 2022 #6

I was never much of a bully, but if Tucker had been at my school, all bets would have been off. brewens Apr 2022 #7

Is that satire? Seriously, what is that? harumph Apr 2022 #10

Gave a Soft Cell or Madonna vibe. I had sound off. JanMichael Apr 2022 #11

Even better. It was to the theme of 2001:A Space Odyssey. Iggo Apr 2022 #51

Yup, everything Tucker is not. Wednesdays Apr 2022 #12

O.M.G...Not that there's anything wrong with that DET Apr 2022 #13

Holy-Ka-Fuck. denbot Apr 2022 #14

I hope that those men will give Tucker the love... Buckeye_Democrat Apr 2022 #15

What the hell! ornotna Apr 2022 #16

Ok. What the hell did I just watch? smirkymonkey Apr 2022 #17

That appears to be filmed in Russia. Emile Apr 2022 #18

I have a question... LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #19

LOL +1. What is the point of a penis illuminator? Emile Apr 2022 #20

I'm still trying to figure out what that device actually is. LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #22

OMG lol. You are on a roll today, don't stop! Emile Apr 2022 #23

. LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #24

LOL conceived in a broom closet at a bow tie manufacturing plant Emile Apr 2022 #25

. LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #26

Could the penis illuminator have something to do with revitalizing a covid penis? Emile Apr 2022 #31

Perhaps a penis is like a LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #33

.... yardwork Apr 2022 #38

... Nevilledog Apr 2022 #43

Jesus, there are LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #55

I read that first as "penis laminator" which just sounded painful Nevilledog Apr 2022 #39

It's only painful the first time. LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #52

All is revealed (so to speak): one must now tan one's testicles to increase testosterone muriel_volestrangler Apr 2022 #49

I...I... LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #53

Men Like pressbox69 Apr 2022 #21

Why is nobody mentioning the cow teat grab???!!!! yardwork Apr 2022 #28

When tough men attempt to milk a cow for the first time LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #34

I hadn't thought of that!!!!! yardwork Apr 2022 #35

That's because LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #37

Makes sense now why there was no bucket to catch the milk Nevilledog Apr 2022 #48

But if you look closely... LuckyCharms Apr 2022 #56

It seems it's some sort of documentary about men having lower testosterone levels these days. Dial H For Hero Apr 2022 #29

The sad thing is, it IS a really big story NickB79 Apr 2022 #40

No money shot?? skypilot Apr 2022 #36

There's certainly nothing at all homoerotic about that video DavidDvorkin Apr 2022 #41

... Nevilledog Apr 2022 #45

It's a retread of Nazi propaganda Wednesdays Apr 2022 #42

Further down the thread, some genius overlayed YMCA on this. haele Apr 2022 #46

Post 45 ☝ Nevilledog Apr 2022 #47

Oh my god, Tucker. Just do it. Holding it inside is killing you. Iggo Apr 2022 #50

Cool, I'm all for Tucker going to Russia to fight on the front lines and show us how tough he is. nt Quixote1818 Apr 2022 #54