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fightforfreedom

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27. Don't tell anyone, my wife is an alien.
Tue May 17, 2022, 02:13 PM
May 2022

She came here from the planet Brazil. We only dated a few times and I knew she was the one. I asked her to marry me and she said yes. We have now been married 22 years.

By the way, my wife and I hate the term Illegal Alien. Who came up with that? Must have been a Republican.

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But What About The Sightings At Skinwalker Ranch?.....nt global1 May 2022 #1
They continue to make money for the owners Effete Snob May 2022 #9
Did they bother to invite someone like Mick West exboyfil May 2022 #2
Nah, they never will. Archae May 2022 #6
Has everyone lost their minds? fightforfreedom May 2022 #3
In what manner, exactly, do you think Elon is spending his time doing here??? ret5hd May 2022 #7
What really sucks Effete Snob May 2022 #11
The illogic involved in such thinking is dismaying (nt) Hugh_Lebowski May 2022 #16
It's not as bad as... Effete Snob May 2022 #26
I think there is the possibility of AI probes exboyfil May 2022 #12
Well done Captain Stern May 2022 #25
Sounds like another dog and pony show. BlueJac May 2022 #4
People who actually think UAP's could be alien visitations crack me up (nt) Hugh_Lebowski May 2022 #5
It's so bizarre Effete Snob May 2022 #14
The possibility of other intelligent species EVER existing in the universe? Hugh_Lebowski May 2022 #19
But, Hugh, there are 1.5 million wildebeest on the planet Effete Snob May 2022 #21
My point is more like 'there were many, many millions of dinosaurs on Earth Hugh_Lebowski May 2022 #24
Really? This is what they are choosing to spend time on? UFOs? Initech May 2022 #8
My reaction exactly. smirkymonkey May 2022 #13
Heh. We're already here and we don't need spaceships. hunter May 2022 #10
Thread winner!! hamsterjill May 2022 #17
Hunter, people are looking for you. fightforfreedom May 2022 #20
I want to believe.... jpak May 2022 #15
Have you ever noticed the pictures and videos taken recently of UFOs, fightforfreedom May 2022 #18
Well, duh Effete Snob May 2022 #22
So tired of woo nonsense. alphafemale May 2022 #23
Don't tell anyone, my wife is an alien. fightforfreedom May 2022 #27
They are "unidentified." There are no answers... Wounded Bear May 2022 #28
Congress held a hearing to figure that out. fightforfreedom May 2022 #29
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