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Ocelot II

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9. He'll probably be offered a gig at some extremely right-wing on-line show,

Wed May 18, 2022, 10:42 AM

May 2022

or a podcast or radio talk show - he's too far out there even for Fox. But I predict that he'll start having substance abuse problems, if he isn't already; and he'll fall apart completely and become unable to hold any kind of job, even as a commentator for the lunatic fringe. The kid is a hot mess and he'll only get worse.

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Cawthorn's next job? any guesses? [View all] MissMillie May 2022 OP

Walmart Greeter. Sneederbunk May 2022 #1

Nope. The greeters at my local WM are nice older people. He would not do. efhmc May 2022 #25

I don't think 'What the F*UCK are you here for?' is part of the Walmart lexicon Norbert May 2022 #63

Something like this? MissMillie May 2022 #96

OANN or NewsMax or RT underpants May 2022 #2

This is the correct answer. Voltaire2 May 2022 #16

I would agree, except he is glaringly inarticulate obamanut2012 May 2022 #23

+1 onenote May 2022 #57

If OANN Is Around ProfessorGAC May 2022 #93

+1 treestar May 2022 #107

Fluffer for porn stars. gab13by13 May 2022 #3

There it is. Ray Bruns May 2022 #5

masculinity consultant? DBoon May 2022 #4

Airport security? Chainfire May 2022 #6

Gay porn actor kimbutgar May 2022 #7

Not mutually exclusive. dchill May 2022 #37

+1000 roamer65 May 2022 #44

Well, now he'll have more time for cocaine orgies. Aristus May 2022 #8

He can pass out the key bumps. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin May 2022 #21

He'll probably be offered a gig at some extremely right-wing on-line show, Ocelot II May 2022 #9

I'm afraid you're right, and I wouldn't wish what's about to happen to him on anybody. NT mahatmakanejeeves May 2022 #29

The Wingnut Welfare program will deliver for him. marmar May 2022 #10

Can he sing? tanyev May 2022 #11

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! MissMillie May 2022 #48

Basically similar to Sarah Palin's post-2008 career JHB May 2022 #12

something in the lumber industry lapfog_1 May 2022 #13

😹 Meowmee May 2022 #85

I'm thinking something like a Homoerotic News hour on OANN or Newsmax johnnyplankton May 2022 #14

Victoria's Secret model? Miguelito Loveless May 2022 #15

The EX-president's personal assistant! n/t RKP5637 May 2022 #17

Combining this with response #3 ... VWolf May 2022 #73

Yeah!!! Great choices!!! n/t RKP5637 May 2022 #82

Head of the "Conservative Morality Department" at Liberty University. nt Atticus May 2022 #18

I like that one. (n/t) MissMillie May 2022 #64

Groomer. LakeArenal May 2022 #19

TFG's knob polisher Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin May 2022 #20

Same as now Joenobody May 2022 #22

Could care less. jimfields33 May 2022 #24

Well, I was looking for humor MissMillie May 2022 #66

Nope. It is not the last day. Kingofalldems May 2022 #88

I'll be postiing about him every day. Kingofalldems May 2022 #100

go fund me grifter vlyons May 2022 #26

In all seriousness, he's probably going to end up on suicide watch. mahatmakanejeeves May 2022 #27

This comment sums it all up: Ocelot II May 2022 #42

I reserve my compassion for the people suffering from the bigotry he endorsed. NNadir May 2022 #46

I'm afraid you're right GreenEyedLefty May 2022 #68

Bean spiller. FM123 May 2022 #28

Junior could use a wingman. Hugin May 2022 #30

Young Madison has a net worth of $46M. sop May 2022 #31

I don't think he has the ambition to spend money; he wants to grift it muriel_volestrangler May 2022 #49

According to a questionable source mahatmakanejeeves May 2022 #77

Who knows how much he's actually worth. $46M is what he's claiming, but he's a liar. sop May 2022 #78

This source is just as questionable. mahatmakanejeeves May 2022 #79

All those cars Mr.Bill May 2022 #92

Perhaps he can apply for a job in forestry MagickMuffin May 2022 #32

Only three homophobic posts in response to your question. BlackSkimmer May 2022 #33

But. you did see the same videos we did. newdayneeded May 2022 #53

Not the point. BlackSkimmer May 2022 #62

He'll make the rounds Mz Pip May 2022 #34

Back to his old working job the Deep Fryer at Chik-fil-A? rlexx May 2022 #35

From the Twitter underpants May 2022 #36

Ballwasher at Mar a Quid Pro Quo Thomas Hurt May 2022 #38

He'll hawk bitcoin on TV. greatauntoftriplets May 2022 #39

Blow. relayerbob May 2022 #40

Ben Shapiro bagman. sarcasmo May 2022 #41

Porn. He's seems to enjoy posing Lettuce Be May 2022 #43

Role in Boogie Nights 2. LiberatedUSA May 2022 #45

He'll join some right-wing-hate-tank Turbineguy May 2022 #47

Tour guide at Hitler's Berchtesgaden "Eagle's Nest" retreat? (nt) muriel_volestrangler May 2022 #50

Gay porn star. beaglelover May 2022 #51

Testicle tanner promoter. beaglelover May 2022 #52

Grifting from a disabled veterans charity House of Roberts May 2022 #54

Gate guard at GQP cocaine fueled orgies keithbvadu2 May 2022 #55

Presenter on RT muriel_volestrangler May 2022 #56

He could replace OJ Simpson in the next Naked Gun movie maybe? iscooterliberally May 2022 #58

Driver's Ed instructor muriel_volestrangler May 2022 #59

TSA airport security operative muriel_volestrangler May 2022 #60

I'm surprised there's no shrieking or whining about massive voter fraud lees1975 May 2022 #61

Ball sack inspector for the RNC. pwb May 2022 #65

Onlyfans account. rogue emissary May 2022 #67

Next job Ladythatvotesblue May 2022 #69

Right wing AM Radio blowhard and Right wing contributor to OAN/Newsmax while running a AZLD4Candidate May 2022 #89

I'm expecting a reality TV show. Midnight Writer May 2022 #70

Oh gosh, you beat me to it! LeftInTX May 2022 #75

Blogger jmowreader May 2022 #71

Various right wing talk shows will bring him... 3catwoman3 May 2022 #72

Reality show on TLC LeftInTX May 2022 #74

Roger & Nikki STONE's event planner for Swingers, with participation thrown in UTUSN May 2022 #76

coat rack for the klan meetings? nt msongs May 2022 #80

He can follow Sean Spicer's lead and appear on Dancing With The Stars. eppur_se_muova May 2022 #81

Cultural sensitivity trainer? budkin May 2022 #83

He doesn't qualify for a pension, being just a one-termer gratuitous May 2022 #84

He needs to be in an institution for a while at least Meowmee May 2022 #86

Professional testicle tanner? Initech May 2022 #87

Anchor on Fox Nooz? ananda May 2022 #90

Drawbridge Oiler. Mr.Bill May 2022 #91

Game tester at Activision brashmonkey May 2022 #94

what kind llashram May 2022 #105

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Cow pregnancy tester.... albacore May 2022 #97

license plate stamper Takket May 2022 #98

Lobbyist. sakabatou May 2022 #99

Orgy organizer. jalan48 May 2022 #101

Is it safe..... The Grand Illuminist May 2022 #102

Cawthorne does not have a disability MissMillie May 2022 #106

Opinionater at Faux, Newsmax or similar Arazi May 2022 #103

OK, who had "QAnon 2.0"? muriel_volestrangler May 2022 #104