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albacore

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23. I have had a plan for years.... nobody listens.

Wed Jun 15, 2022, 05:20 PM

Jun 2022

First... everybody gets a Depends.

The plane doesn't have seats... it has tubes that can be stacked in the cabin.
You show up, don your diaper, they start an IV of joy-juice, slide you into the tube, and fork-lift you onto the plane.

When you land, your IV has run out, and your baggage has been unloaded.
A quick shower in the communal locker room, and off you go on your travel adventure.

I mean.... as long as we are just cargo anyway.....

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Here's what it might be like to travel on a double decker airplane seat (Nope Nope Nope) [View all] Nevilledog Jun 2022 OP

For those who fantasize about being buried alive! Scrivener7 Jun 2022 #1

Or those who reminisce about siblings farting in their faces. Nevilledog Jun 2022 #3

OMG! That made me guffaw! Scrivener7 Jun 2022 #8

My first thought as well. emulatorloo Jun 2022 #21

I would only take an aisle seat. Demovictory9 Jun 2022 #6

Can you imagine how difficult it would be to get out of one of the window seats? . . . Journeyman Jun 2022 #10

Great. She gets to have her face quite literally inches from the butt of those in front of her. hlthe2b Jun 2022 #2

There's a barrier. Igel Jun 2022 #36

A minimal barrier at the literal height of her face. That is the issue, not that people all around hlthe2b Jun 2022 #39

"Excuse me, I need to go to the restroom" says woman sitting in the below seat by window Demovictory9 Jun 2022 #4

The designer is a man cagefreesoylentgreen Jun 2022 #33

This is how we'll all be boarding planes in a few years EarlG Jun 2022 #5

And stacked like containers on a cargo ship. Igel Jun 2022 #37

How do you get to the toilet? Where does your meal/laptop go? NightWatcher Jun 2022 #7

An easier solution: dalton99a Jun 2022 #9

I heard about these when I was stationed... 3catwoman3 Jun 2022 #25

That was my every morning moonscape Jun 2022 #26

An effort to incentivize "first class". Duncan Grant Jun 2022 #11

I think that was incentivized about thirty years ago. DFW Jun 2022 #20

Oh, hell no! StarryNite Jun 2022 #12

This is a very ableist concept purr-rat beauty Jun 2022 #13

I'M ON TOP! Lochloosa Jun 2022 #14

Not shown: Demons jabbing your butt with pitchforks gratuitous Jun 2022 #15

Not terribly claustrophobic but...not in a million years! Maeve Jun 2022 #16

I am claustrophobic and definitely hell no. CentralMass Jun 2022 #34

Ass Class Celerity Jun 2022 #17

Bizarre. Disaffected Jun 2022 #18

How would you get into the middle seat? wryter2000 Jun 2022 #27

The woman's seat is reclined. Look at the row above. NCLefty Jun 2022 #43

Makes me think of double-decker cattle trailers! KY_EnviroGuy Jun 2022 #19

As long a people insist on flying on the basis of the lowest cost ticket....... brooklynite Jun 2022 #22

I have had a plan for years.... nobody listens. albacore Jun 2022 #23

I'd still go with an on-wing seat plan. And charge extra for them. n/t PoliticAverse Jun 2022 #24

This is not new. Just brighter colors. There was a quad decker scheme in use for quite some time Stinky The Clown Jun 2022 #28

That worse than Igel Jun 2022 #40

What's next? Cattle cars? Initech Jun 2022 #29

Glad I'm retired from flying on airplanes if this is the future. GoodRaisin Jun 2022 #30

Beyond claustrophobia, farts, discomfort, etc. you'd have Golden Raisin Jun 2022 #31

Better hope the people sitting above you aren't feeling gassy SunImp Jun 2022 #32

here's 2 images from different perspective make it look a tiny bit better than the first pic above: IcyPeas Jun 2022 #35

Unless the extra weight for the seating structure is more than compensated for... Hugin Jun 2022 #41

Yes, from these angles it's MARGINALLY LESS FUCKING AWFUL . . . hatrack Jun 2022 #45

What'll they do with overweight passengers? kskiska Jun 2022 #38

How protected are the lwr seated passengers from ass gas? Kaleva Jun 2022 #42

No. Way. In. Hell. Talitha Jun 2022 #44

Unlikely any airline ever installs these seats on aircraft. BannonsLiver Jun 2022 #46

Sits on a pole? Nevilledog Jun 2022 #47

Just strap them to the wing! VGNonly Jun 2022 #48

Paul Mantz VGNonly Jun 2022 #49

Why is that girl smiling? She's obviously just sitting there for the photo Rhiannon12866 Jun 2022 #50