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kpete

(72,898 posts) Fri Jun 24, 2022, 03:20 PM Jun 2022

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Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals
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The Onion NAILS It. [View all] kpete Jun 2022 OP

K & R...nt Wounded Bear Jun 2022 #1

Kicking for visibility SheltieLover Jun 2022 #2

Message auto-removed Name removed Jun 2022 #3

I thought it was 6-3 bucolic_frolic Jun 2022 #4

Nope. Roberts dissented. Sneederbunk Jun 2022 #5

Nope. Roberts concurred in the judgment. He just wouldn't have gone as far as Alito. rsdsharp Jun 2022 #9

6-3 was to uphold the Mississippi law banning abortions IronLionZion Jun 2022 #10

We have become incubators Deuxcents Jun 2022 #6

You and me both. Two granddaughters whose bodies are "property of the state" calimary Jun 2022 #57

Enraged KNR niyad Jun 2022 #7

next thing you know, they will be taking away women's right to vote. demigoddess Jun 2022 #8

Their probably working on that ? cloudboy07 Jun 2022 #14

Well, of course they are. Mr. Evil Jun 2022 #16

Certainly contraceptions. n/t Eyeball_Kid Jun 2022 #25

Well, isn't a pregnant woman entitled to vote twice? FakeNoose Jun 2022 #28

I like the way you think. Register her unborn to vote since her unborn deserves ancianita Jun 2022 #48

Indentured Colbert Jun 2022 #59

A very reasonable fear. They're emboldened. calimary Jun 2022 #29

I think that's right after banning all contraceptives. n/t NH Ethylene Jun 2022 #37

that's one they can't fuck with treestar Jun 2022 #60

The RW court is feeling cocky IronLionZion Jun 2022 #11

Message auto-removed Name removed Jun 2022 #15

+1 2naSalit Jun 2022 #23

There actually isn't anyone to stop them unless Democrats win a majority in Congress Lonestarblue Jun 2022 #24

Wish I could rec this post 1,000,000 times. calimary Jun 2022 #32

I'm not giving up either, but we need Democratic leaders to help. Lonestarblue Jun 2022 #41

Well, I refuse to let them. calimary Jun 2022 #54

Limits on length of service would require wnylib Jun 2022 #33

I'd like to see a law that requires th Supreme Court to be balanced, NH Ethylene Jun 2022 #39

Pete Buttiegieg had that policy proposal for his presidential campaign IronLionZion Jun 2022 #51

Very interesting proposal of Buttiegieg. Perhaps every presidential election cycle, we should SWBTATTReg Jun 2022 #58

Another most interesting proposal! calimary Jun 2022 #61

Great list I'd add one thing Bettie Jun 2022 #52

God bless The Onion, as always. (nt) Paladin Jun 2022 #12

Really 6-3 yeah Roberts pulled back his vote for show RANDYWILDMAN Jun 2022 #13

Alito is as far right extremist as there can be. Mr. Evil Jun 2022 #20

It's going to get so much more surreal... PeaceWave Jun 2022 #17

What about HIPAA? CaptainTruth Jun 2022 #19

HIPAA itself is threatened by this decision... PeaceWave Jun 2022 #21

NY has passed laws that prevent extradition in cases like that wnylib Jun 2022 #36

Let the "Supreme Court" have it with both barrels Blue Owl Jun 2022 #18

They could probably do this all day. JohnnyRingo Jun 2022 #22

Kick burrowowl Jun 2022 #26

I Faux pas Jun 2022 #27

Actually, this is a path back towards women simply not existing at all... PeaceWave Jun 2022 #30

Yep. Woman As Property. calimary Jun 2022 #34

... Faux pas Jun 2022 #35

Corporations are persons. wnylib Jun 2022 #38

That's exactly what the did MustLoveBeagles Jun 2022 #31

don't leave these out orleans Jun 2022 #40

+1 dalton99a Jun 2022 #47

K&R. William769 Jun 2022 #42

Don't give'em any ideas! peppertree Jun 2022 #43

So if a bounty hunter shows up can we "stand our ground" from the threat? I think yes. n/t Evolve Dammit Jun 2022 #44

Bounty hunters? Don't give them any ideas! PeaceWave Jun 2022 #45

I was thinking of TX offering rewards for turning in anyone seeking/aiding an abortion. I think of Evolve Dammit Jun 2022 #46

Seriously. ancianita Jun 2022 #49

Madison Cawthorn publicly referred to women as "Earthen vessels, sanctified by Almighty God" keithbvadu2 Jun 2022 #50

FUCK HIM johnnyfins Jun 2022 #53

So why not challenge on 13th Amendment grounds? nuxvomica Jun 2022 #55

We are a fascist nation The Jungle 1 Jun 2022 #56