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Beetwasher.

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1. There Once Was a Man from Zanzibar

Reply to kpete (Original post)

Sun Jun 26, 2022, 12:51 PM

Jun 2022

Who saved all his cum in a mayonnaise jar
He let it rot in the sun
‘Til twenty-31
Then sold it as fine caviar

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"Life Begins At Ejaculation!" [View all] kpete Jun 2022 OP

There Once Was a Man from Zanzibar Beetwasher. Jun 2022 #1

Ah, an aristrocrat! LuckyCharms Jun 2022 #6

Indeed Beetwasher. Jun 2022 #10

Ugh... ECL213 Jun 2022 #44

Every teenage male charged with mass murder kwijybo Jun 2022 #2

Reminds me of the joke with the punchline Beetwasher. Jun 2022 #11

Lol. Make that every male. fightforfreedom Jun 2022 #40

Gotta love her dress. llmart Jun 2022 #3

The Thing About the Bible? leftieNanner Jun 2022 #8

asinine " force them to be made a eunuch." Fullduplexxx Jun 2022 #12

It's a Lewinsky Beetwasher. Jun 2022 #13

I grew up Catholic. You nailed it. twodogsbarking Jun 2022 #21

Yep. Me too. calimary Jun 2022 #30

Exactly DENVERPOPS Jun 2022 #22

That's where pro-lifers are headed. KS Toronado Jun 2022 #26

all the sexual repression is ultimately about ENCOURAGING masturbation to feed authoritarianism certainot Jun 2022 #32

It's almost like she subliminally wants to have it sprayed all over her body. TheBlackAdder Jun 2022 #33

Um..Ever heard of "Protestant Evangelicals"? whathehell Jun 2022 #41

Dang it 3auld6phart Jun 2022 #4

Naaa, life begins at erection . . . AndyS Jun 2022 #5

Dang, I LOL'd at this one!! n/t SpankMe Jun 2022 #7

I was going to say that it begins right when thinking about opening porn.hub. erronis Jun 2022 #9

Perfect LOL nc DENVERPOPS Jun 2022 #23

Well, there is that. calimary Jun 2022 #31

This message was self-deleted by its author Backseat Driver Jun 2022 #37

I shoot my seed at the sky so God can catch it and use it again. Midnight Writer Jun 2022 #14

Compulsory CHILD SUPPORT begins Wicked Blue Jun 2022 #15

... roamer65 Jun 2022 #16

Fortunately for the Protestants Martin Eden Jun 2022 #18

+1000 roamer65 Jun 2022 #19

The GOP has certified Mandatory Gonad Inspectors to make sure that... LudwigPastorius Jun 2022 #17

Those teabagger signs are classics. Stupid, clueless MFers! CottonBear Jun 2022 #24

Life begins when you retire. Ban jobs. twodogsbarking Jun 2022 #20

crusade trusty elf Jun 2022 #25

hilarious. on fox of course certainot Jun 2022 #29

Video IronLionZion Jun 2022 #39

Life begins VGNonly Jun 2022 #27

Recommended. H2O Man Jun 2022 #28

Every Sperm is Sacred. malthaussen Jun 2022 #34

You beat me to it! jimlup Jun 2022 #43

The majority of men must murder 10s of billions of lives beaglelover Jun 2022 #35

On the other hand, Mme. Defarge Jun 2022 #36

My life began about 3 billion years ago and has been an unbroken chain ever since. n/t spike jones Jun 2022 #38

OMG is that great. What a dress, sure to see those ejaculating all over the place bucolic_frolic Jun 2022 #42

Spermanent press. Harker Jun 2022 #45

Ha! Good one. bucolic_frolic Jun 2022 #46

Sometimes I wonder why I come to DU. Harker Jun 2022 #47

NOT A DRESS I WOULD WEAR YoshidaYui Jun 2022 #48

right ?! uponit7771 Jun 2022 #49

Old family photos keithbvadu2 Jun 2022 #50