"Life Begins At Ejaculation!"

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3. Gotta love her dress.

I've always felt like if the Catholics are going to try to foist their silly-assed rules on the rest of us by quoting some obscure bible verse, then we need to talk about the verse that speaks of a man "spilling his seed on the ground" or whatever that saying is. We need to monitor any guy who does that and have a law ready to force them to be made a eunuch.

Disclaimer: I probably don't have that right because I'm an atheist and was brought up an atheist, so I had no religious training/education (thank you, Mom and Dad), and what I know about bible verses can fit on the tip of a pin.