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DENVERPOPS

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22. Exactly

Reply to llmart (Reply #3)

Sun Jun 26, 2022, 02:10 PM

Jun 2022

If they want to ban birth control, then guys jacking off would be a federal offense because they are controlling births before they even begin..........outlaw jacking off of males, the same as BC pills, IUD's, Condoms, morning after pills, etc etc........

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