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9. Jesus: Knock, knock. Let me in.

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Sun Jul 17, 2022, 02:59 PM

Jul 2022

Me: Why?

Jesus: To save you from the things I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in.

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Let's clarify this foolishness..... [View all] 634-5789 Jul 2022 OP

K&R brush Jul 2022 #1

or even 1 other person. ffs mopinko Jul 2022 #2

What they are saying is that if I don't believe their fantasy... dchill Jul 2022 #3

Taliban with Nukes at that. Lucky Luciano Jul 2022 #5

Again, those damned xians have appropriated a Hebrew word for "praise ye JHWH" erronis Jul 2022 #6

... Nevilledog Jul 2022 #22

K&R Blue Owl Jul 2022 #4

Well said. Fla Dem Jul 2022 #7

I love it, except for one... 2naSalit Jul 2022 #8

Jesus: Knock, knock. Let me in. OMGWTF Jul 2022 #9

The short explanation gratuitous Jul 2022 #10

+1 Celerity Jul 2022 #34

He told ME not to. He told ME to do Y. dchill Jul 2022 #42

No one needs an imaginary super Daddy in the sky Farmer-Rick Jul 2022 #11

No one needs an imaginary super Daddy in the sky Slammer Jul 2022 #46

K & R...nt Wounded Bear Jul 2022 #12

And what "Jesus" is it that they think PatSeg Jul 2022 #13

This message was self-deleted by its author wnylib Jul 2022 #30

+1000 wnylib Jul 2022 #31

Exactly. efhmc Jul 2022 #36

Old Time Religion orthoclad Jul 2022 #40

Yes, the Eye-for-an-eye crowd PatSeg Jul 2022 #48

Yep. Not "turn the other cheek", orthoclad Jul 2022 #57

Yes, the Old Testament PatSeg Jul 2022 #59

A good argument could be made orthoclad Jul 2022 #60

Oh, that is a really good point PatSeg Jul 2022 #61

Well said, spot on. KPN Jul 2022 #55

Current American Christianity will suffer a huge blowback from this era unless PufPuf23 Jul 2022 #14

The mainline churches ARE in opposition to wnylib Jul 2022 #33

The schisms in U.S. Catholic Church reflect those of the U.S.A. itself. hunter Jul 2022 #54

They are "in it to win it" or "all in" shall we say. KPN Jul 2022 #56

Could not have said it better myself. n/t Paper Roses Jul 2022 #15

In my travels yesterday I saw a house with signs I've not seen before. llmart Jul 2022 #16

Jesus 2024 signs are much more disturbing and frightening than Trump 2024 signs. Mariana Jul 2022 #58

My eggs do not belong to them. Cracklin Charlie Jul 2022 #17

K&R MustLoveBeagles Jul 2022 #18

Amen and amen Tree Lady Jul 2022 #19

Absolutely! Rebl2 Jul 2022 #20

I've felt this way for a while now EnergizedLib Jul 2022 #21

Our constitution gives us freedom from a state religion IronLionZion Jul 2022 #23

my late mom warned that they have always wanted a non constitutional theocracy . not all AllaN01Bear Jul 2022 #24

+1000 wnylib Jul 2022 #35

We did them a favor dwilso40641 Jul 2022 #25

They'd stop reading after the first sentence Quanto Magnus Jul 2022 #26

Dominionism runs Deep-State. czarjak Jul 2022 #27

The people who say that we need Jesus have nakocal Jul 2022 #28

"This is our country, not your church" IcyPeas Jul 2022 #29

apparently they ARE allowed to let it control the country Skittles Jul 2022 #32

We will EnergizedLib Jul 2022 #37

repukes are working on that too Skittles Jul 2022 #38

That's why we can't get discouraged EnergizedLib Jul 2022 #39

I'm not a historian - soldierant Jul 2022 #41

Exactly. niyad Jul 2022 #43

Fuck yeah.., YoshidaYui Jul 2022 #44

Legally, religion needs to be keets Jul 2022 #45

Welcome to DU. Interesting idea. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Jul 2022 #47

Casual public nudity doesn't bother me... hunter Jul 2022 #52

One might say that about anyone whose opinion another disagrees with. marble falls Jul 2022 #62

Something I've been 'sharing' with the 'Hypo-Christians': Frostlight Jul 2022 #49

K and effing R! geardaddy Jul 2022 #50

Control keithbvadu2 Jul 2022 #51

That's It Right There WiVoter Jul 2022 #53