Senator Ha-ha-Hawley has ---snort!---written a book entitled---hee-hee-hee!---"Manhood"! [View all]

[Atticus]

( I'll pause here so everyone can catch their breath-------------- okay----- )

So, why not expand this into a Republican series of such titles?

Trump's Sharpie scribbling would, of course, be called "Truth";

Pence's offering could be "Leadership";

Cruz's tome would be "Integrity";

Taylor-Greene could tell us all about "Eloquence";

Jordan could write a learned essay about "Civility";

Graham's book would have to be titled "Consistency";

McCarthy could educate us about "Courage";

and, of course, Gaetz would be the best one to expound on "Morality".


Silly? Hey, ----- if Hawley can sell a book about "Manhood", nothing is "silly" any more!