Creationists are like: "Have you ever SEEN evolution happen?" -- Yes, yes we have

[The Jungle 1]

46. So you believe a magical evolutionary event occurs to completely change cicadas?

An event or chain or events you or science can't explain using evolution. You can't even apply any simple evolutionary logic to this bug. But I am the wacko who believes in magic. Every 17 or 13 years they all emerge. WHY??? OK, and that is evolution? Ain't buying that.
Butterfly's How did that evolution occur. I am gonna crawl in this cocoon I built and grow wings. Explain that magic evolution.
Tadpoles: They are interesting. They breath water, then switch and breath air. They are created from an air breathing frog who lays eggs in the water. They hatch grow legs and jump on land and breath air. Splain dat evolution. Are they the missing link?
Neither growth nor metamorphosis are evolution. Such growth/events are the work of the Creator's majestic design for life.
Please back your nasty comments with fact. Don't just ridicule me in a crude attempt to discredit my opinion.

Hey here is a good one for ya. Why did God create so many gay animals? There are hundreds of animals who display same sex couplings. Is that also evolution?????